2015-16 Card Chronicle Least Cool Person Championship: Andre McGee vs. Katina Powell

All roads were always going to lead to this. It's just like North Carolina/Illinois '05.

ANDRE MCGEE

HOW THEY GOT HERE:

Defeated Sam Cohen in the quarterfinals, 95%-5% (1,646-95)
Defeated Dan Dakich in the semifinals, 72%-28% (1,364-543)

RAP SHEET:

--Was the central figure in the scandal that resulted in Louisville self-imposing an NCAA Tournament ban for the 2015-16 season.

--Has not made a public statement on the matter since he resigned from his assistant coaching position at UMKC.

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KATINA POWELL

HOW THEY GOT HERE:

Defeated Michael Rosenberg in the quarterfinals, 82%-18% (924-208)
Defeated Grayson Allen in the semifinals, 84%-16% (928-177)

RAP SHEET:

--Did a bunch of gross stuff and then "wrote" about it.

--At the very least, let her kids partake in activities no mother should. At the very worst, prostituted her underage daughters.

The polls will close at 10 a.m. on Friday morning, at which point we will have our least cool person of the 2015-16 athletic season. God help us all.