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Anyone who follows Jay Bilas on Twitter or who has watched him call enough games knows that he enjoys discussing and "covering" games played by college basketball student managers.
With the Louisville student managers set to take on their counterparts from Florida State late Tuesday evening, Bilas decided to offer up individual scouting reports on the Cardinals. It was incredible.
Louisville managers taking on Florida State managers tonight in late night tilt in the 502. Scouting reports to follow.
— Jay Bilas (@JayBilas) January 20, 2016
UofL manager Patrick Sherrard: After missing every shot, still takes game-winner, yelling "You like that?!" as he leaves gym (and trips).
— Jay Bilas (@JayBilas) January 20, 2016
UofL manager Justin Moody: "Played" NAIA basketball. Once caught shaking his head at Pitino's game plan. No longer travels.
— Jay Bilas (@JayBilas) January 20, 2016
UofL manager Mike Brooks: Quick first step when setting up chairs during time-outs. Painfully slow when something needs to be cleaned up.
— Jay Bilas (@JayBilas) January 20, 2016
UofL manager Austin Chambers: Tells women he is Brian Scalabrine due to red hair. Louisville female students liken him to Molly Ringwald.
— Jay Bilas (@JayBilas) January 20, 2016
UofL manager Austyn Smith: Oddly proud of his spindly physique. The only manager that volunteers to be "skins" in practice.
— Jay Bilas (@JayBilas) January 20, 2016
UofL manager Chris Schifano: Senior, yet to declare a major or have a date. Last to practice, first to leave. Already MVP of tonight's game.
— Jay Bilas (@JayBilas) January 20, 2016
UofL manager Eric Schreiner: Activated for tonight's game; guaranteed he could play, clean locker room AND pick up Pitino's dry cleaning.
— Jay Bilas (@JayBilas) January 20, 2016
Beautiful.