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In the last few weeks, there have been some basketball recruiting news that we felt important to bring to your attention: the number of human beings who will not be playing for the UofL basketball team in the 2016-2017 season increased from 6 billion to like 6 billion and five or so. There was that really awesome guy Duke got, a point guard from like Georgia or someplace who is going to UConn (remember those dirt bags?), Donald Trump, Jozy Altidore, a highly rated guy who committed to Florida State (which is understandable considering their run of success recently, having won the national championship in the last two ye-, wait, I'm being told that this young awesome player who committed to Florida State did so to play BASKETBALL), and a point guard who had previously committed and then uncommited to another school but now is going someplace else, so that's a thing that happens to other people too I guess.
In other recruiting news, it is possible that the number of human beings who will not be playing basketball for the University of Louisville 2015-2016 Basketball Cardinals may increase from 6,000,000,000 to 6,000,000,001 in the next few weeks.
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