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FedEx: The Least Cool Person Of 2013-14

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Russdemption. The city of Louisville says "we're fed up with FedEx."

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It took a (suspiciously) remarkable final hour comeback, but FedEx has etched its name in the history books by becoming the first non-person to be named Card Chronicle's Least Cool Person of the Year. One lost Russ Smith Final Four jersey earned the company a 1,036-996 vote victory over the NCAA Tournament Selection Committee in one of the closest (and surely one of the most controversial) finals in LCPT history.

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An deservedly uncool photoshop.

The plaque (we really need to make one) of champions now looks like this:

2008 - Larry Taylor
2009 - Mitch Barnhart
2010 - Steve Kragthorpe
2011 - Brandon Bender
2012 - Doug Gottlieb
2013 - Digger Phelps
2014 - FedEx

Thanks to all who participated in this most sacred of summer traditions.