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The List Of Words Louisville Athletes Can't Tweet

Thanks to Monday's stories in the Courier-Journal and on CBSSports.com, we now know some of the no-no words for Louisville athletes - outside of football and men's basketball - who use Twitter.

Here's a portion of the list:

Alcohol-related

Ale
Amstel Light
Bartles and James
Becks
Beer
Beer bong
Blatz
Blitzed
Body shot(s)
Bombay Sapphire
Bombed
Booze
Bud
Bud light
Budweiser
Busch
Busch Light
Bush Lit
Bush Lite
Buzzed
Captain Morgan
Chivas
Cocktail
Colt 45
Coors
Coors Light
Corona
Cristal
Crown Royal
Drinking
Drunk
Drunk driving
DUI
Everclear
Four 0
Four Loko
Four O
Gin
Grain alcohol
Grey Goose
Guinness
Hamm's
Harps
Harry Buffalo
Heineken
Jack Daniels
Jello shots
Jeremiah Weed
Jim Beam
Johnny walker
Keg
Kegger
Kettle one
Keystone
Keystone Light
Killian's Red
Lite
Malt liquor
Margarita
Martini
Meister Brau
Michelob
Miller
Milwaukee's Best
Milwaukee's Best Light
Old Style
Olde English
Pabst
Party
Patron
PBR
Plowed
Popped
Rum
Sam Adams
Schnapps
Schooner
Scotch
Screwdriver
Sierra Nevada
Slimming
Tap
Tecate
Tequilla
The Beast
Vodka
Weed n water
Whiskey
Wine
Wine cooler
Woodchuck Cider
Yukon Jack

Sex and drug after the jump.

Drug-related

8 ball
Amphetamine
Blunt
Blunts
Bong
Bump
Bumped
C-game
Chronic
Cocaine
Coked
Crack
Crack cocaine
Crank
Crunked
Crystal
Diddy
Doob
Doobie
Downer
Drugs
Ecstasy
Freebase
Ganja
Hash
Herb
Heroin
Hypodermic
Ice
Inject
Joint
Juiced
Juicing
Kronic
Lines
Ludes
Marijuana
Meth
Mr. Brownstone
Needle
Pills
Pot
Reds
Ripped
Ripped out
Roach
Shrooms
Smack
Snort lines
Speed
Steroids
Stoned
Stoner
Take a hit
Toke
Trees
Upper
Weed
White lines
Whippets
Whippits
X
Zoomies

Sex-related

Breasts
Gazongas
Panties
Queen
Queer
Rape
Raping
Santorum
Screw
Whore

That's right, if you joined Twitter specifically to see a U of L men's soccer player talk about his favorite gazongas in Hollywood, you're going to be extremely disappointed.

A bit more info from Matt Norlander.
The sex ones are the most inappropriate; I'm able to show you not even 10 percent of the list of flagged words/terms there, including some confusing ones that sound nontoxic until you seek out the urban dictionary definition. The Louisville list also includes 73 acronyms for slang that are eyebrow-raising. BYOB and AK-47 being two recognizable ones for the everyman.

This monitoring is part of the deal when agreeing to play at either university. Wear our threads, we get to see what you're saying online at all times. One company put in charge of auto-tracking the unfiltered is called "Centrix Social." That's what Kentucky uses. Louisville uses UDiligence -- and again, none of the football and basketball players are scanned, while all UK athletes tweet/post under invisible supervision.

The more time passes the more glad I am that Rick Pitino bans his players from Twitter. The downside of players tweeting outweighs the plus side so significantly that I'm beginning to think it's the only logical play.