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Cards In The Pros: Week 1

Hey, after college football at Louisville, some guys continue to play football and get compensation to do so.  Here's how those guys did this week:

David Akers (San Francisco 49ers - K) - 4/4 field goals, 3/3 extra points, 15 total points.  So, ya. 

Gary Barnidge (Carolina Panthers - TE) - DNP

Brock Bolen (Jacksonville Jaguars - FB) - No stats, only play I saw he was badly overthrown on a crucial 3rd and 5 on a comeback route.  This is 100% true.  #kragged

Deion Branch (New England Patriots - WR) - Monday Night Football.

Michael Bush (Oakland Raiders - RB) - Monday Night Football. 

Harry Douglas (Atlanta Falcons - WR) - 2 catches for 10 yards. 

Elvis Dumervil (Denver Broncos - DE) - Monday Night Football (against Bush's Raiders).

William Gay (Pittsburgh Steelers - CB) - 1 solo tackle (team got humiliated)

Breno Giacomini (Seattle Seahawks - OT)  - No pancakes as far as I can tell.

Chris Johnson (Oakland Raiders - CB) - Monday Night Football.

Brandon Johnson (Cinci Bengals - LB)  - DNP

Amobi Okoye (Chicago Bears, yup, - DT)  - 1 sack, which I coincidentally caught live and had no idea that it was he or that he played for Chicago until the announcer said "Okeye with the sack!"

Johnny Patrick (New Orleans Saints - CB)  - DNP

Bilal Powell (New York Jets - RB)  - DNP (I know this game is currently on, but I saw on Twitter he wasn't playing tonight and IF IT IS ON TWITTER, IT IS TRUE, SO DON'T PUT ANYTHING UNTRUE ON THERE BECAUSE I WILL ACT IN RELIANCE ON THAT TWEET TO MY DETRIMENT)

Chris Redman (Atlanta Falcons - QB) - DNP

Kerry Rhodes (Arizona Cardinals - Safety)  - 1 sack, 7 tackles (5 solo), 1 complete burn by Cam Newton for a TD and he started looking around like he thought there was backside help but it's like, HE'S the backside help as a safety I thought?

Jason Spitz (Jacksonville Jaguars - OL) -No stats.

Byron Stingily (!!!) (Tennessee Titans - OL) - No stats.

Eric Wood (Buffalo Bills - Center)  - No stats but big win for the Bills, I've been led to believe.


I don't care about your fantasy team.