TIM FULLER
Rap Sheet:
--Served as an assistant under Rick Pitino during the 2010-2011 season.
--Bolted for Missouri and friend Frank Haith less than a month after the season had ended.
--His departure sparked a mass shuffling of the coaching staff, the decommitments of Rodney Purvis and (partially) Negus Webster-Chan, as well as the end of the Tony Woods saga.
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JORTS
Rap Sheet:
--Nickname assigned to Kentucky senior center Josh Harrellson, because...wait for it...he sometimes wears jean shorts.
--To clarify, this entry is neither Josh Harrellson nor jean shorts; it's the "Jorts" phenomena that Kentucky fans started and ran into the ground after approximately 12 hours.