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Least Cool Person Tournament Championship: John Calipari vs. Brandon Bender

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The ultimate battle of uncool kicks off right now, and ends in 48 hours. Who joins Larry Taylor, Mitch Barnhart, and Steve Kragthorpe is entirely in your hands.

JOHN CALIPARI

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How They Got Here:

Defeated Digger Phelps (67-32%)
Defeated David Baker (65-34%)
Defeated Tim Fuller (57-42%)

Rap Sheet:

--Consistently took shots at Louisville and Rick Pitino.

--Consistently took shots at the Big East.

--Consistently took shots at those who didn't praise his every move (enough).

--Blamed bad SEC losses on Kentucky being "everyone's Super Bowl."

--Didn't win a national championship.

VS.

BRANDON BENDER

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How He Got Here:

Defeated Marquis Teague (70-29%)
Defeated J-Bone (87-12%)
Defeated Pat Driscoll (81-18%)

Rap Sheet:

--Former standout at Ballard High School who once boasted about going to the NBA Draft after his junior year of high school.

--Was suspended twice at Louisville and left the program not even halfway through his freshman season.

--No one's actually sure what he does now, no one really thinks he's that important, but everyone knows he isn't cool.

--Has reportedly been telling recruits to steer clear of Louisville and hear to Central Florida. Also ripped Cardinal fans and the program in a recent interview.

--Has tried to align himself with DePaul and Kentucky, neither of which seem particularly interested in his "services."