You pick the alternate headline: "Russcued" "Trust Russ" "Russell Mania" "Russ See TV" "Never NervRuss" "Russell Hustle" "Merry ChristmRuss"
The bad: That was one of the more unsatisfying Louisville basketball victories I can remember.
The good: The Cards are 12-0 and Christmas isn't ruined.
The situation: We now spend a couple of days celebrating with people we love before turning our attention to one of the more exciting weeks of Louisville sports I can remember.
These are tremendRuss times.