It's like when Ax and Smash drew one and two at the '89 Royal Rumble.
1. John Calipari
--Was John Calipari.
--Behaved like John Calipari.
--Fell short of the Final Four for the 21st straight season.
4. DeMarcus Cousins
--Blatantly elbowed Jared Swopshire during the first half of the Louisville game.
--Was not thrown out, and play eventually resulted in free-throws and possession for Kentucky.
-- Finished the game with a dominant 18 points and 18 rebounds.
--Was labeled a "potential mass murderer" by Card Chronicle. Outrage ensued.
--Continued his elbowing and unlikeable ways for the rest of the season.
--Was vigorously defended and labeled as "colorful" by the Kentucky fan base.
--Did not appear in the Final Four.