4. DeMarcus Cousins
Rap Sheet:
--Blatantly elbowed Jared Swopshire during the first half of the Louisville game.
--Was not thrown out, and play eventually resulted in free-throws and possession for Kentucky.
-- Finished the game with a dominant 18 points and 18 rebounds.
--Was labeled a "potential mass murderer" by Card Chronicle. Outrage ensued.
--Continued his elbowing and unlikeable ways for the rest of the season.
--Was vigorously defended and labeled as "colorful" by the Kentucky fan base.
--Did not appear in the Final Four.
5. The John Wall Dance
Rap Sheet:
--Only non-person in the tournament (the EA Sports Series narrowly missed the field).
--A dance created by Louisville rapper Kenzo which was mimicked by John Wall at Big Blue Madness.
--Dance would eventually be performed ad nauseum by rhythm-less Kentucky fans everywhere, 75% of whom had no idea what was going on but were following the lead of the overly-aggressive and obnoxious male at the social setting.
--Had a segment devoted to it on College GameDay.
--Claimed bicep flexing (something I used to do religiously) as its own.
--Something that could seriously only be considered anything resembling cool by Kentucky fans.