We're drifting dangerously near the time where the '09-'10 sports season becomes nothing more than an afterthought, so let's try to get through this quickly.
Here's your first matchup:
3. KAREN SYPHER
Rap Sheet:
--Continued her claims of rape and other wrong doings done by Rick Pitino and company.
--Went against her best interests and the advice of her attorneys by refusing to stay away from the media.
--Claimed she was too emotionally scarred to leave her house despite frequently being seen in public, often times appeasing multiple picture requests.
--Is currently in the preliminary stages of her extortion trial.
--Is almost universally considered insane.
6. Bobby Gonzalez
Rap Sheet:
--Perpetual contender who has tasted success but never the ultimate prize in this tournament.
--Beat Louisville in Jersey again.
--Was fired after another underachieving season in which several disciplinary issues arose.
--Publicly berated Jeff Goodmann at the NBA Draft (could go either way).
--Was arrested for stealing a man purse.