Tell me this isn't fun.
I wanted this to be the first installment of "if the Big East Tournament started today," but the standings are just too jumbled and the tiebreakers too intricate and large in number for me to work through right now. That's a very small number of games separating a very large number of teams.
| TEAM | CONF. W-L | OVERALL W-L |
| Connecticut | 12-2 | 24-2 |
| Pittsburgh | 11-2 | 24-2 |
| Marquette | 11-2 | 22-4 |
| Louisville | 11-2 | 20-5 |
| Villanova | 8-4 | 20-5 |
| Providence | 8-6 | 16-10 |
| Syracuse | 7-6 | 19-7 |
| West Virginia | 7-6 | 18-8 |
| Cincinnati | 7-6 | 17-9 |
| Georgetown | 5-8 | 14-10 |
| Notre Dame | 5-8 | 14-11 |
| Seton Hall | 5-8 | 14-11 |
| St. John's | 3-10 | 12-13 |
| South Florida | 3-10 | 8-17 |
| Rutgers | 1-11 | 10-15 |
| DePaul | 0-13 | 8-18 |