There's no use in trying to hide it; I'm suffering from an extreme lack of confidence at the moment.
That means it's time to get a little crazy.
Gyrating Go Cards has done some excellent things this season, but if he (look close enough and you'll see a penis) couldn't bring home the bacon in an enormous Big Monday road game a week ago, why should we believe he'll perform any better in the exact same situation tonight? So we turn to the undefeated - albeit relatively untested - Please God Let Us Win Baby.
This is obviously a risky move, but it's like they always say: there eventually comes a point where you have to chuck a baby in the river to see if they'll sink or swim.
My childhood was not enjoyable.
GO CARDS