Coppin State at Loyola (MD) (7 p.m./MASN)
Combined record: 3-11, 0-3 in conference.
Army at Penn State (7 p.m./ESPNU)
This is really not a good start.
Ohio at Xavier (7:30 p.m./FS Ohio)
Oh, good lord.
TCU at Indiana (8 p.m./ESPN2)
Someone please make it stop.
Alabama A&M at Vanderbilt (8 p.m./CSS)
I'm blacking out.
Florida Gulf Coast at Florida (8 p.m./FS Florida)
What regular shows are on TV Wednesday nights?
South Dakota State at Minnesota (9 p.m./Big Ten Network)
Unsolved Mysteries, maybe?
San Diego State at Arizona (9 p.m./FS Arizona/FCS Pacific)
Are they even making new episodes of Unsolved Mysteries?
Gonzaga at Washington State (10 p.m./FCS Central)
And it's official: this is the push that gets my Christmas shopping done with time to spare for the first time since '97.