Check out this two part comedic video starring Stanford center Brook Lopez that revolves around his (fictional) narcolepsy. The only reason I'm telling you to check it out is because I just wasted 17 minutes of my life and the only way I can achieve peace of mind is to know that others have done the same thing.
I'm not sure what the inspiration behind this video was, but I think it's safe to say that Brook Lopez has taken the first step towards becoming the freakishly tall Jerry Lewis of this generation.
Part I
Part II