Shazam:
Rank | Team | Delta |
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1 | California |
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2 | LSU | -- |
3 | Southern Cal |
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4 | South Florida |
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5 | Ohio State |
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6 | Kentucky |
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7 | Wisconsin |
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8 | Boston College | -- |
9 | Oregon | -- |
10 | Cincinnati |
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11 | Oklahoma |
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12 | South Carolina |
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13 | Florida |
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14 | Missouri |
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15 | Georgia |
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16 | Arizona State |
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17 | West Virginia |
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18 | Purdue |
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19 | Kansas State |
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20 | Clemson |
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21 | Miami (Florida) |
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22 | Texas |
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23 | Florida State |
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24 | Illinois |
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25 | Kansas | -- |
1. California: The only top ten team that bothered to show up this past week, the Bears (Golden?) easily have the best resume of the current big three.
2. LSU: Any team with a pulse beats them on Saturday, and this Perrilloux/Flynn situation is a disaster waiting to happen.
3. USC: The "best team in the history of college football" doesn't let that Washington squad play them anywhere near close.
4. South Florida: If we had their defense we'd be awesome.
5. Ohio State: The completely undeserved top five ranking has come about two weeks earlier than I'd expected.
6. Kentucky: Christ.
7. Wisconsin: The Badgers could have the clown from It playing middle linebacker and I still wouldn't find them the least bit intimidating.
8. Boston College: Those Minutemen, um, they'll get ya.
9. Oregon: Dennis Dixon stars in "Blowing the Sure Score."
10. Cincinnati: Dude, they're good, seriously.
11. Oklahoma: The thing I was most impressed with when watching the end of that game was that I didn't see anyone fall while making their way down that slope onto the field.
12. South Carolina: Insert Smelley joke you know is awful but still can't help but laugh at here.
13. Florida: Those home revenge games are always really hard to get up for.
14. Missouri: If you said Brad Smith was still the quarterback of the Tigers, you'd be...well I'm not sure what you'd be because I don't think he's still there but I'm not 100% positive...No dude, Chase Daniel goes to Iowa State...positive.
15. Georgia: Me thinks they may not be here this time next week.
16. Arizona State: I'm not saying they aren't, but I've never heard so many people say a team is "for real" in the wake of blowing out a team as awful as Stanford.
17. West Virginia: I think it's safe to say that Friday night was the last time we'll ever see that Big East Heisman Trophy commercial.
18. Purdue: They really don't belong this high, but who the hell else am I going to put here, Kansas State?
19. Kansas State: Sorry.
20. Clemson: It's OK, no one was surprised.
21. Miami: That Oklahoma score not so easy to overlook anymore.
22. Texas: Rounding out the UF, WVU, UT revenge game 0-for.
23. Florida State: I could have watched the second half, but when I've seen that a game is scoreless at the break, I tend to avoid it all costs on basic principle.
24. Illinois: Zooking to the BCS?
25. Kansas: 4-0 by a combined score of 212-23, I don't care who you're beating (SE Louisiana, Central Michigan, Toledo and Florida International), that's damned impressive.