Lost in the hoopla of our big move was the fact that we never got the chance to go over our weekly top 25. So, yeah, we're gonna do that.
- Ohio State: Easiest choice since Jesse Ventura.
- Michigan: Lloyd Carr mouthed the F bomb in a close up last Saturday so the Wolverines get the nod this week.
- Southern Cal: Nice win in a tough environment. 2004 or 2005 USC would have won by at least three scores.
- Auburn: We're gonna need to see another "signature" victory before we jump won the you're number two bandwagon.
- Florida: This is looking more and more like a disaster waiting to happen.
- Louisville: Miami beats Houston by one and K-State falls by two scores to Baylor. Seriously, people, come on, don't ruin this for us.
- West Virginia: Never has a win from a compeltely different season benefitted one team's ranking so greatly.
- LSU: Still the best team in the SEC.
- Oregon: Have we mentioned we're sitting shotgun on the Ducks bandwagon? God Dennis Dixon is cool.
- Texas: Alright, Oklahoma. Now we're paying attention.
- Oklahoma: Ditto.
- Tennessee: Please get it over with and beat Georgia.
- Notre Dame: Good luck in your next six games, we won't be paying much attention.
- Georgia: Could probably play the Colts and the Holy Trinity 3rd and 4th grade "B" flag football team and they'd win both games by between one and five points.
- Georgia Tech: Clavin Johnson...still a better pro prospect than we are.
- Clemson: Orange and purple? Jesus christ.
- California: In late November the Bears are going to end up being that one team that everybody on ESPN will say "might be the favorite if there were a playoff because they're playing as well as anyone in the country right now."
- Boise State: No higher than 10 boys, we apologize in advance.
- Iowa: Biggest blown opportunity on a national stage since Chris Simms.
- Florida State: They kind of suck, but luckily for them whoever wins the ACC is going to be a team that kind of sucks.
- Nebraska: Iowa State fans trying to spark a rivalry with Nebraska is more pathetic than Bam Margera's life. We're right here Bam, bring it.
- TCU: Now do you see why you're not allowed out of the 20-25 range?
- Texas Tech: Don't feel like having to come up with an explanation for the ranking Team A ahead of Team B when both teams have one loss and Team B beat Team A argument.
- Washington: Ty Willingham still looks really cool when he holds up one finger after a touchdown.
- Rutgers: Ahh Rutgers, that wonderful Cinderella story. Until you actually watch a game and realize, "Wow, that Greg Schiano is kind of a dick."