What to read while thinking of how great you'd be as a debate moderator
I'd flip out and get way too intense for absolutely no reason. It would be awesome. They'd write about it in the papers. It's Thursday, the weekend's right around the corner, you're getting drunk an...
What to read while easily picking out the Cubs fans at work
It's not going to happen, guys. It's not EVER going to happen. South Florida's upset loss to Pittsburgh Thursday night crushed any outside shot the Bulls might have had of playing for the nati...
What to read while signaling for a fair catch on a dive play
I'll give you a game ball. Apparently this Eric Crawford column didn't run in today's Courier because of "typographical concerns." It'd be a lot cooler if it did. After all, the perp...
What to read while realizing you never liked Grey's Anatomy
Stop lying to yourself. Joe Perez of the Norwich Bulletin also takes a crack at Steve Kragthorpe's Tim Tebow/Tyler Lorenzen comparison. UConn quarterback Tyler Lorenzen has been called many th...
What to read while realizing you only have one sock on
At least three times a week. Always orange. It's still a bit too early to completely hone in on the Kansas State game, but the sad fact of the matter is that with no news (outside of C.J. Peake'...
What to read while riding Usain Bolt to work
I'm kind of obsessed with the guy. Brian Bennett was able to take in a Louisville practice last night, and filed this report. * I was focused mostly on the linebackers and receivers, two of t...
What to read while retarding puberty in order to fail miserably on national television
If I ever have a daughter, I won't worry about her staying out too late or dating the wrong guy, but if she shows the slightest bit of interest in gymnastics it will shatter my heart and make me cry. ...
What to read while wildebeest try to overcome their sullied television reputation
Every nature documentary ever made has had at least five minutes devoted to wildebeest getting absolutely destroyed. Just once I'd like to see a group of wildebeest team up and take out a rhino or som...
What to read while making a serious heel turn
The current Batman craze has inspired me to drop everything else and become completely evil. My only issue is that I don't really have an interesting back story laid out. Maybe somebody just looked at...
What to read while absolute Olympic failure looms
I don't care how much coin you made, it wasn't worth it, IOC. Chris Dominguez has continued his assault on the Cape Cod League over the last couple of weeks, and has been named the starting Western ...
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