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To Catch A Predator, Part Two
Good evening. I'm Stone Phillips, with Dateline NBC. Yesterday, we brought you the harrowing tale of Danny Hope, a 52-year-old teacher of football, who tried to recruit our 15-year-old decoy, "Brian Allen." There are more targets of this investigation, however, and here's Chris Hansen with To...
HE'S A DUZEY OF A PLAYER INASMUCH AS THAT IS HIS LAST NAME
Little caring is creepy update. Continuing last season's trend of knocking out recruiting earlier rather than later, Iowa picked up yet another commitment on Thursday, verbally securing the services of MI WR/TE Jake Duzey (now do you see what we did there with the headline? DO YOU?). Duzey's a big...
It's Not Plagiarism If You Link To It Is Going On Tour
We haven't seen a buddy comedy this potent since Heat Wave and Jack: It's spring, which means it's I-Club tour time. For those few unfamiliar, the I-Club is a group of Hawkeye boosters, and there are chapters scattered all across Iowa as well as strategic locations nationwide (Chicago, Minneapolis,...
Maize n Brew's Guide to Jackassery: How to be a Creepy Recruiting Troll on the Message Boards
The off-season does strange things to us. We no longer cry over the split second decisions of teenage athletes. We leave that last half inch of bourbon in the bottle when we throw it out and start another (because finishing it would be the sign of a problem). We spend time with our families in our...
CREEPYPALOOZA 2010: Linebackers, Defensive Backs, and Centaurs*
Sure, caring is creepy. That's why we generally leave it to the Rivals guys. But once their signature goes on the dotted line of an Iowa letter of intent, caring ceases to be creepy and becomes essential. So, without further ado, your objects of affection and/or scorn (sometimes both at the same...
CREEPYPALOOZA 2010: The Linemen
Sure, caring is creepy. That's why we generally leave it to the Rivals guys. But once their signature goes on the dotted line of an Iowa letter of intent, caring ceases to be creepy and becomes essential. So, without further ado, your objects of affection and/or scorn (sometimes both at the same...
It's Not Plagiarism If You Link To It Can Finally Openly Lust After These 18-Year-Old Boys... Wait, What?
Happy Creepy Day, everyone! Today's Wednesday, February 3, so it's time for the letters of intent to go out and get signed. Re-acquaint yourself with the commits, make your heart-filled glittery Blingees to Marcus Coker and James Morris, and let's get this party started. We'll be providing some...
Iowa Picks Up Commitment From Hitchens at Strong Safety
We're happy to announce Iowa's latest (and possibly last) commitment of the season. In response to David Cato's inevitable transfer, Iowa offered a safety in every sense of the word: he plays safety, and he was a safety pick, one who wouldn't have been offered unless something went wrong (see Cato,...
Roy Marble Commits to Iowa. This Is Not a Repeat From 25 Years Ago
Woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo: According to both HawkeyeReport.com and HawkeyeNation.com, Roy Marble Jr. has committed to Iowa. Marble Jr., son of Iowa’s all-time leading scorer Roy Marble, is the second 2010 commitment. Ben Brust of Mundelein, Ill., committed to Iowa on...
Also He Runs As Fast As A Pneumatic Press
Searching for info on Iowa recruiting prospects, we found one player, one Isaiah Lewis, who does things rather unconventionally, apparently: This, of course, is precisely where our readership is tasked with coming up with a similar metaphor. We must warn you, though; the more you think about...
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