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It's Not Plagiarism If You Link To It Holds Its Breath
We thought the Superman cape meant you were impervious to this stuff, Jewel. We still think the Kryptonite kneepads were a horrible mistake. Um... uh... uh-oh. There's an ominous tone around I...
It's Not Plagiarism If You Link To It Is Growing Out The Ol' Beardaroo
Ricky Stanzi can adequately grow facial hair. Adjust prognostications accordingly: IowaHawkeyes.net, which will be keeping that site name for precisely however long it takes the UI athletic department...
Roy Marble Commits to Iowa. This Is Not a Repeat From 25 Years Ago
Woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo: According to both HawkeyeReport.com and HawkeyeNation.com, Roy Marble Jr. has committed to Iowa. Marble Jr., son of Iowa’s all-time leading scorer Roy Marbl...
Also He Runs As Fast As A Pneumatic Press
Searching for info on Iowa recruiting prospects, we found one player, one Isaiah Lewis, who does things rather unconventionally, apparently: This, of course, is precisely where our readership i...
It's Not Plagiarism If You Link To It: June 24
We're going to try to pick up the pieces after the news about Ed Thomas, which we're still in shock about. Here are some jokes; most of these were written before we heard the news, so none of this "no...
Joe Paterno Hosts Anthony Ferguson
Yes--yes, Mr. Bowden, I'm well aware that FSU scored 37 runs. No, they're runs, not points. This was baseball. So you can't-- Listen--it's not a win for you--I understand SportsCenter compared it t...
Huge recruiting weekend
For whatever reason, I'm having a harder time getting excited for this weekend's football game than I have for any in recent memory. Still, our enthusiasm, or lack thereof, doesn't change the fact tha...
Brandon Wegher Can Fly (For A White Guy)
We were going to make some superlative statement about SC Heelan tailback and Iowa commit Brandon Wegher being the biggest in-state recruit since some Insert Cornfed He-Man Here, but then we realized ...
IN SOVIET IOWA, COTTON PICKS YOU!
What a country! After being spurned by top QB recruit Nate Scheelhaase for the Zooker and betrayed by OL/Walking Mountain David Barrent, the Hawkeyes were desperate for good news on the stalking you...

