NC State at Boston College (7 p.m./ESPN)

I'm just going to be blunt: don't watch this game.

Rutgers at West Virginia (7 p.m./ESPN2)

Things that I wouldn't rule out happening in this game:

Rutgers winning by 80
West Virginia winning by 80
Jamie Smalligan hitting a game-winning shot at the buzzer from halfcourt
JR Inman scoring 45
Joe Alexander scoring 55
Bob Huggins wearing a feather boa

Things I will rule out happening in this game:

Rutgers having less than 10 turnovers

Sacred Heart at Wagner (7 p.m./MSG)

It might be the regular season game of the year in the NEC. Feel free to tune in only so you can throw a drink at Mike Deane and then have an excuse to buy a new television.

California at Arizona (8:30 p.m./FSN Arizona)

You think the left coast can't get any screwier and then they start playing games at 8:30. Isn't that like 3 a.m. out there?

Michigan at Iowa (9 p.m./ESPN)

Oh my God this is the worst night of college basketball ever.

Fordham at Massachusetts (9 p.m./ESPN2)

You'd think Gary Forbes would play for the school with "For" in its title, but - as I found out today - that isn't how recruiting actually works.

Stanford at Arizona State (10:30 p.m./FSN)

Because you're awake and Herb "Herbie" Sendek is gorgeous.