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The Ultimate Belk (Bowl) Gift Guide

In the mood to finish some past due Christmas Shopping around December 30th and have a freshly minted Belk Gift Card? Maybe you got one from your 75 year old grandmother. Maybe you got one instead of a suite gift or X-Box One that the cousins of the family received. Maybe you got one because life hands you lemons and you’ve decided to get some Modern Southern Style instead. Jokes aside: In order to help some of those folks with an excess amount of money on their gift cards, I’ve put together a list of all the awesome things that you could buy!

Big-Ticket Items: $200+

KitchenAid® Artisan Series Mixer in Cardinal Red
$299 (after $50 Mail-In-Rebate)

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Love Cookies? Pizza Dough? Cakes? Girlfriends and Mothers? This is easily one of the best gifts money can buy. It can do everything from mixing ingredients to making pasta. Buying this tells the world that "I used my sisters Easy-Bake oven once." Besides, who doesn’t need an industrial mixer in their kitchen? You do. America does.

UGG ® Australia Butte Boot
$249.99

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Love boots? Fur? Australia? If you said yes to each of these questions, then this 5-Star item is the purchase for you! Never mind that you can buy this on Zappos for $25 less – you’re just paying more for the Modern Southern-Hemisphere Style experience.

Polo Ralph Lauren Patterned Merino Sweater
$206.50

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Have a Ugly Christmas Sweater Party to go to? Belk® has your fix! This overly expensive Polo Ralph Lauren Patterned Merino Sweater in hideous blue, white and black will be the least cool of the sweaters in your already sizable sweater collection!

Mildly Expensive Items: $100 and up

Monster NCredible NTune HD On-Ear Headphones
$114.99

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Beats by Dre are the worst headphones known to man. Isn’t it clear? Apple just bought them, so no one will every buy them again. Celebrity endorsements? That’s not the Belk® way! You can get these NCredible NTune headphones to listen to your C & C Music Factory off ESPN® JockJams from 1995 all day long. Monster Headphones are made in the highest quality Chinese Factories and don’t even bother shopping at a place like Sears for these(they are not $25 dollars cheaper there... No, seriously... don't look).

Commonwealth Home Fashions Trellis Window Panel
$129.99

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Need to spruce up that Betty-Johnson Dorm Room? This, my friends, will do the trick. With over SIX styles to choose from, your dorm will become the next feature article in Architectural Digest, and those other students in the ACC will be SUPER jealous that you live in such a stylish dorm.

Low Cost Items: Less than $100

Louisville Cardinal T-Shirt 3-Pack
$27.50

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Need more Louisville T-Shirts? Belk has you… err… covered?

Louisville Carolina? Screw it…

Gold Toe® 6-Pack Cotton Crew Athletic Socks
$13.79

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Just, just buy these… in bulk. Your options are brown and white, and at least you can bleach the white.