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Teddy Bridgewater's Nickname

Andy Lyons

Teddy Bridgewater's lack of a nickname came up in one of the comment threads the other day. I haven't been able to stop trying to think of nicknames the past couple of days. I've created a poll for this post. Let's run down the options that I have laid out.

CS5BFTB - this is my personal favorite nickname for Teddy and should be the runaway winner if you ask me. You didn't ask me but I was pretending. This stands for cardscott5's best friend Teddy Bridgewater. The only drawback from this nickname is that bf also is short for boyfriend, which could be confusing to the national media who would pick up this nickname like wild fire.

TD Bridgewater - this was rec'd in the post so I included it.

Teddy Icewater - another rec from the CC faithful.

Teddy Heisman - ditto.

Teddy Ted Bridgey Bridge - There were 4 options and I felt like there should have been more. This one is the most ridiculous, but it is fun to say out loud. Imagine someone saying "look at that pass by Teddy Ted Bridgey Bridge." It puts a smile on your face.

The Louisville Laser - Because of Teddy's laser accuracy.

The Miami Machete - Teddy carves up defenses like a machete carves up things. And he's from Miami.

The Braced God - A spin off the Russ Smith gimmick. Teddy doesn't wear braces anymore, but it doesn't matter.

None - for the boring people out there who hate fun and nicknames. Also, if none wins, I'm going to create another post full of worse nicknames just to spite all of you.

The poll closes on Monday.

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