It's just like the actual Final Four, except instead of Tim Henderson hitting back-to-back threes, these guys are tools.
DIGGER PHELPS
HOW HE GOT HERE:
Defeated Munchie Legaux (1,695-145)
RAP SHEET:
--Making his fourth career Least Cool Person Tournament appearance, which puts him at No. 1 on the all-time list.
--Despite his numerous appearances, Phelps' career LCPT record is just 2-3.
--Picked against Louisville in every Big East Tournament and NCAA Tournament game right up until the Final Four.
--Got extremely defensive after Rick Pitino took a light-hearted (but completely deserved) shot at his ability to do his job.
--Was the lone member of the national media to predict that Louisville would lose before the Elite Eight.
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MITCH BARNHART
HOW HE GOT HERE:
Defeated Kim Mulkey (1,032-823)
RAP SHEET:
--Kentucky athletic director.
--Third overall appearance in the Least Cool Person Tournament, where he was the champion in 2007-08.
--Repeatedly referred to Louisville's sports year as "nice," and implied that UK was the superior program because of the strength of its minor sports.
--Once famously claimed that "we will own this state."
You've got 48 hours.