True story: I'm in Indianapolis playing hockey this weekend. I wasn't able to watch the game, but in 30 second spurts while coming back and forth from the bench on my iPhone and Jawbone (we also had an assortment of mini-beers and mini-nachos). Funny story: Someone asked what the score was and when I said 11 the other guy on our team said "We're not winning by 11! We're losing by 1!" The rest of the team started laughing. We, as a team, have priorities so don't you dare judge me for playing hockey while we were playing.
Yawning Ram was sleepy after the Cardinals win.
And - as mentioned before, if you take this image below and make it your profile photo, its a seamless transition into the bird head.