I just thought of this. If Fat Wayne comes around and starts being the fatty we all know he will be, I think he will be a big time beneficiary of some ally-oop dunks. Once this happens, I'd like to go ahead and offer up the nickname, The Red LOBster. There you go folks. You are all welcome. Now it's up to Wayne.
I know Montrezl has plenty of nicknames already, (L), Trez, Monstrez, but if FW doesn't come around, this one might have to fall to (L) as well. He is the beneficiary of plenty of LOBs and will be of plenty more in the future. But if anyones nickname is gonna be a restaurant, Fat Wayne just makes sense.