Back up in my online booth, with truth and proof
Of Cardinal dominance
Man, you know that I ain't wearin' pants
DePaul's a joke
And the whole nation's laughin', man
Fear the D?
'Bout as much as Kim Kardashian
A team from the second city that's so shitty
It's a crime dog
Your best player
Would be Light or Dark slime, dog
School spirit? I don't hear it.
Half of AllState is in red, bruh.
Even Dibs has got his Ls uuupppp
DePaul you maybe?
Ha, no way that you could get with this
Might have a chance
If it wasn't for that syphilis
Four straight years in the cellar
And it looks like number five is comin'
Even Rutgers is like
"Yo, it could be worse, cousin"
A Final Four in '79, that's fine
Go pop some bottles, y'all
How'd it feel to win big?
Better run and ask your grand-paw
Should be snatchin' city prospects
To get DU back balling
'Stead you got the whole world
Still DePaulled you're this DePaulling
Meyer and Purnell
Equal mighty fine sausages
But with DePaul and basketball
They equal 100-point lossages
It's time to go
I've said what I need to say
Just got a call from Ice Cube
Said this is better than his best day