I know this is probably too early, but I'm going to ask anyway. Is anyone in need of a ticket/seat babysitter Feb 18th for the USF game at Yum? This is only days after the big V-Day, and maybe you didn't do anything super special for the wifey. Maybe you need to make it up to her by staying home and cooking her a nice dinner. But drats! You have tickets to the basketball game. Those annoying little seats that you didn't really want but she did so you got them because her "clock was ticking" and now they're costing you a fortune and eating you out of house and home and always asking for you to put your butt in them. Relax. Take a night off. Joe is here to help. I am a very experienced ticket/seat babysitter and will gladly take care of your responsibilities that evening while you wine and dine the wifey. I'll take over your duties of cheering, drinking, and yelling at the refs so that you can take the evening off and spend it with your special lady. And if you or, more likely, the misses get worried about your special little seats, I come with a nanny cam! Yeah! Just turn your TV to the game and look for us in the crowd. I'll be the one wearing red.
The moral of the story is that I am looking for 1 or 2 tickets to the USF game 2/18/14. Thanks!