It has come to my attention that Fan Outfitters has released a "#1" t-shirt for our recent climb to the coveted position. This is unacceptable, we are better than this. This type of t-shirt production is usually reserved for a lower-class of fan celebrating a new arm dance, haircut, unibrow, or jort phenomenon. Do you remember how stupid it was when they did it? Well it is that stupid now. Simply DO NOT buy this shirt.

Stay classy San Diego.