Old Mike was cool, suave, creative, his own man, a giant among mere mortals.
New Mike after being assimilated by the evil "Borg-ish" SB Nation.....
Free New Mike! Go Cards! Go Cardinal Pig! Beat USM! Go Pootie Tang! Wah Dah Tah! Baby, I'm going to sine your pitty on the runny kine! Dirty Dee, you're a baddy daddy lamatai tebby chai! Chronocloids unite! Gorgui! Everyday I'm Russelin! Aaaaaaahhhhhh!!!! Bring back random Otis George shoutouts!