JOHN CALIPARI

HOW HE GOT HERE:

Defeated T.Y. Hilton 1,366-139 (91%-9%) in the first round

RAP SHEET:

--Two-time defending LCPT runner-up.

--Took shot after shot at Louisville and Rick Pitino before the season.

--Claimed Kentucky was unique because UK was the "only real" program in the state.

--Claimed 5 or 6 SEC teams would make the Sweet 16.

--Defeated U of L twice and won his first national title.

VS.

3-Goggles

HOW IT GOT HERE:

Defeated Air Louie 1,361-241 (85%-15%) in the first round.

RAP SHEET:

--The latest UK basketball fan trend to be run into the ground after approximately nine days.

--Has actually been around and widely utilized all over the basketball world for the past several years, furthering the belief that Kentucky basketball fans pay attention to little outside of Kentucky basketball.

--Has ruined the otherwise flawless reputation of actual goggles.

--Gorgui Dieng doesn't know what they are.

Voting shall cease on Thursday at 6 p.m.