If you're like me, when you think "Louisville Basketball" you think Doctors of Dunk, Rick Pitino, absurdly intense defense, and coconut water. So, imagine my dismay when I came across this NPR story hating on cocunut water. Apparently, coconut water is "not magical" and "no better than regular water." We know the liberal media hates Louisville basketball, but come on. Rick Pitino drinks plenty of other drinks that aren't as expensive and actually replentish electrolytes better than regular water, but NPR can't be bothered to report on that. Where's that story, NPR?