Air Louie

RAP SHEET:

--New U of L mascot which commonly made halftime appearances during home basketball games.

--Is essentially a "Zooperstar" without the clever name.

--Was met with various "pop Air Louie" threats throughout the winter months.

--Disappointed a class of 3rd-graders who were expecting the actual Louie Cardinal.

VS.

3-Goggles

RAP SHEET:

--The latest UK basketball fan trend to be run into the ground after approximately nine days.

--Has actually been around for the past several years, furthering the belief that Kentucky basketball fans pay attention to little outside of Kentucky basketball.

--Has ruined the otherwise flawless reputation of actual goggles.

--Gorgui Dieng doesn't know what they are.

Only one moves on to the quarters. Voting closes Friday night at 6.