Greetings from Los Angeles, California.

I come to you today as a Kentuckian who lost his way and somehow ended up in LA. I am sorry; the prospect of beaches, a big(ger) city and big(ger) business lured me far away from the bluegrass (though I DO have a bluegrass garden on my windowsill--thanks Louisville Airport).

While I have done my best to inject a little bit of Cardinal spirit into my Golden State friends out here who, generally speaking, have no alliances to any sports team whatsoever, I have had difficulty getting these athletically apathetic souls to get pumped up for the game.

I need your help, fellow Chronicloids. Does anybody have a solid source for Cardinal band music? I've got a viewing party going on and I want to set the tone right before the game; I need my friends to feel their heart rate accelerate when the music comes up at the start of warmups, and occasionally during timeouts I'll need assistance in getting CARDS cheers going.

Do I have to use YouTube for every song I'm trying to find? I imagine it will be difficult getting the right one when I type in "That fight song" and "Not this one, the other one with the breaks for letters". If there's an iTunes playlist or a website with all the tunes, anything, please do let me know.

I appreciate the time it took you to get through my intro and finally get to my request. Was it all worth it? Yes? Oh, oh that's a no... Got it. Well when you give me that look I don't know if you're being sympathetic or just plain judgmental. Anyway, thanks.

p.s. If you know of a Californian lady with a southern-belle drawl, please do send her my way. The girls just aren't the same out here. And stop judging me.