Well,
--Louisville lost to South Florida in basketball.
--I was denied my usual parking spot, causing me to scramble and pay to park for the first time this year.
--Said debacle cost me seeing the pregame senior video.
--Peyton Siva showed absolutely none of the glimpses of a corner turn that we'd seen (however briefly) in recent weeks.
--I slipped on my senior night poster during halftime and fell into a passing old woman.
--My senior night poster was ripped as a result.
--Louisville lost to South Florida in basketball.
--My personal perfect home record was ruined.
--The worst mascot in the history of mascots, QUACKY, was brought out for absolutely no reason at halftime and did absolutely nothing.
--I want Quacky's head on a f---ing plate.
--Wayne played slightly more than a minute.
--Chane's missed dunk.
--The seniors didn't address the crowd after the game for the first time I can ever remember.
--It took me approximately three hours and 45 minutes to get home.
--White Castle shafted me a chicken ring and cheese.
--Pretty sure it was intentional. The kid had a tone.
--Misspelled the word "was" in my initial angry postgame tweet.
--Louisville scored 51 points in its second-to-last game of the regular season.
--It's officially March in less than two hours and I feel like I can't even be excited about it.
--Emailer "BigBlueBallisLife" appears to think I'm a homosexual.
--Louisville lost to South Florida in basketball.