Mike asked for it, now you can all suffer through it. Words by me, music by John Lennon. So now I can say I co-wrote a song with John. Cool, huh? Sorry for the auto-play; I couldn't figure out how to turn it off.

I was going to add bass guitar, strings, percussion and maybe some piano, but it's almost 4 AM and I'm out of time and energy. Maybe I'll update it later. Nahhhh, this is what you get. Perhaps next year I won't wait until Christmas Eve Eve to record.

Lyrics are here (this page will also auto-play the mp3), along with a download link in case you want to keep a copy, although I can't imagine why you would, and a link to a page of some rough demos I recorded so I can look for opportunities to make a fool of myself in public, which you can check out if you're curious about what I sing when I'm not making up stuff for my fellow Chronicloids.