It appears the rumors of Preston Knowles being unhappy in the Ukraine were true, as the former Cardinal guard has signed a contract with the Springfield Armor of the NBA Developmental League.

Take it away, C-J:

Wait...what?

I'm pretty sure that's not what they meant. If it is, then scientists finally breaking through and being successful in their attempts to genetically fuse our favorite Louisville basketball players is probably the bigger story.

"Russ Kuric" would certainly solve a lot of problems right now. I also can't imagine the type of beast Scootney McCray would have been in the '80s.

Anyway, best of luck to Preston, who joins a Springfield team that does include Jerry Smith. The Armor are the NBDL affiliate of the New Jersey Nets.