Thursday Morning Cardinal News And Notes

This is Thorgood "Thor" Baker, and apparently he's having a hard time letting go of the Juan Palacios era. According to his owner, Phil: "he was his bro."
I believe this is also the first blatant genitalia flash in CC history. I'll appreciate all of you who help not make this a trend.
Good stuff from Carolina Cardinal on Louisville's one-and-one free-throw shooting so far this year:
Through last nights game here are the stats:
Team - 27 of 49 - 55%
Dieng - 6 of 12 - 50%
Siva - 7 of 9 - 78%
C Smith - 7 of 9 - 78%
R Smith - 3 of 7 - 43%
Price - 0 of 3 - 0%
Buckles - 0 of 2 - 0%
Chane - 1 of 2 - 50%
Kuric - 2 of 2 - 100%
Justice - 1 of 1 for 100%
SVT - 0 for 1 - 0%
Swop - 0 for 1 - 0%These figures are actually up a little from prior weeks but still need improvement. Hard to explain why Russ shoots so poorly, but kudos to Siva and Chris Smith for the big improvements. These three guys, plus Dieng have taken 37 of the 49 attempts. And note that on the second free throw these guys are much better:
Dieng - 4 of 6 - 67%
Siva - 6 of 7 - 86%
C Smith - 6 of 7 - 86%
R Smith - 3 of 3 - 100%In fact, as a team we are 23 of 27 for 85% on the second shot. If only we could shoot those first.
Peyton Siva is one of 20 finalists for the Bob Cousy Collegiate Point Guard of the Year Award. Here's the list:
Pierre Jackson, Baylor
Shabazz Napier, UConn
Ray McCallum, Detroit
Seth Curry, Duke
Erving Walker, Florida
Scott Machado, Iona
Casper Ware, Long Beach State
Peyton Siva, Louisville
Trey Burke, Michigan
Dee Bost, Mississippi State
Phil Pressey, Missouri
Kendall Marshall, North Carolina
Aaron Craft, Ohio State
D.J. Cooper, Ohio
Zack Rosen, Pennsylvania
Ashton Gibbs, Pittsburgh
Scoop Jardine, Syracuse
Damian Lillard, Weber State
Jordan Taylor, Wisconsin
Tu Holloway, Xavier
Class of 2013 commit Kyle Bolin (QB/Lex Cath) has his junior highlight video ready for viewing:
And if you're Jonesin' for more 2013 commit videos, here's Anton Gill for the basketball crowd:
Junior right-hander Justin Amlung was named Big East preseason Pitcher of the Year on Wednesday. Amlung (who redshirted a year) flirted with signing with the Cincinnati Reds during the offseason, but ultimately chose to return to U of L for another season.
Senior outfielder Stewart Ijames was a preseason All-Big East honoree for the third time in his career.
The Cardinals, as a team, were picked to finish second in the Big East in 2012.
Recent linebacker commit James Burgess Jr. will reportedly enroll at U of L this month and be good to go for spring ball. That's always a huge head start.
Apparently Baron Davis is dealing with a rather serious injury.

If you have a free hour or so and are in a position where your uncontrollable laughter will go mostly unjudged, I highly suggest checking out 50 best sports GIF's of 2011.
DaMarcus Smith has not yet enrolled at Western Kentucky, but that is his intention at the moment. If it happens, big get for the 'Tops.
Don't listen to Brandon Bender, kids.
West Virginia just beat Clemson 70-33 in the Orange Bowl. It could have been worse.
I'm not sure if I should be proud because it's the Big East walloping on the ACC again. Angry because the Mountaineers are heading to the Big 12. Depressed because that could have been us. Or still just pissed off at Uconn, because...dammit, UConn.
Actually, this is my only response to every aspect of the Orange Bowl:

Four-star Miami Norland linebacker Keith Brown is officially no longer committed to Illinois. He'll choose between the Illini, Louisville and Miami on Saturday.
This could end up being a ridiculous recruiting week.
There are now people in some parts of the country who were born in 1998 and can obtain a driver's license. If they weren't even alive to witness Titanic shatter every box office record imaginable, I don't want 'em on my streets. I don't want 'em anywhere near my streets.
You'll never truly know what love is, low-riding 14-year-olds.
Jefferson County state senator Tim Shaughnessy has tacked a provision onto a bill that would require the University of Kentucky and Louisville to play ever season in men’s basketball and football.
This likely comes in response to talk that, if the SEC expands to a 9-game schedule, it might seek to make some other arrangement with the yearly U of L rivalry game. And UK hoops coach John Calipari polled fans last month on which game they might be able to live without on the UK schedule, including U of L on the list.
But I’ve heard no real move toward stopping the series from UK in either sport, and U of L athletic director Tom Jurich has told me point-blank that U of L has no interest in discontinuing the series in either sport.
So I don’t know that the law is necessary, and I doubt the provision gets much support.
But I’m in agreement with its content — the two should play every year. Let’s hope it doesn’t ever (again) take action from government to help bring it about.
If we're just tacking stuff onto bills now, can we throw the whole "RUSS" on the back of Russ Smith's jersey thing somewhere? Look for a bill that's centered around a water issue. No one reads that shit. Trust me, I know people.
Louisville hosts Kentucky in football in 240 days.
Whiffed on it yesterday, but the Louisville women improved to 2-0 in the Big East and 13-2 overall by beating Marquette 70-53 on Tuesday. Shoni Schimmel led the way with 17 points while Bria Smith added 16.
The Kerry Rhodes on Dancing with the Stars produced another great Titus photoshop, and I'm never not going to post those.

And finally, Samardo Samuels was in the news on Wednesday for a fairly embarrassing reason. It appears the big man could not locate his passport yesterday, which wouldn't have been a big deal if the Cleveland Cavaliers - the team he plays for - hadn't been playing in Toronto that night.
"I'm going to chalk it up to youth and inexperience," Scott said. "Hopefully he learned his lesson and it never happens again."
The travel snafu marks the latest problem in a trying two weeks for Samuels. Scott criticized the 6-9, 260-pounder for arriving at training camp out of shape and sat him for the season opener. Samuels responded with a 17-point effort in the Dec. 28 win at Detroit, but he's has had three sub-par games in the past week.
By the time he failed to box out Charlotte's Byron Mullens, allowing him a third-quarter offensive rebound, Scott had seen enough. The coach was asked whether his knowledge of Samuels' travel issues prompted him to play Ryan Hollins in the fourth quarter as a warm-up for the Raptors game.
"It would seem that way, huh?" said Scott, who's known for weeks about the missing document. "But it wasn't. I just wasn't happy with the way [Samuels] was playing. ... I just didn't think his head was in the game."
Classic Sam.
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Damn you, CCers.
I do not like having Time of my Life stuck in my head. Just wish I was cool as Patrick Swayze.
Nobody Puts Titus In A Corner.
Nobody.
by Hangin' With Ron Cooper on Jan 5, 2012 9:37 AM EST via mobile up reply actions
Dog lives like a rock star
I hope that racecar bed belongs to the dog. Totally boss. Is boss still cool to say?
I think as long as you say it with most of your teeth intact.
Kinda like “shoot”.
by Justin Gingey Smith on Jan 5, 2012 9:51 AM EST up reply actions
Those are some strange looking pants.
Recruiting aside, those should just always be off.
by CtotheAtotheRtotheDtotheS on Jan 5, 2012 9:04 AM EST up reply actions
Psh... you sound like you're too good for construction paper pants or something. Whatever, bud.
"Free throws don't win and lose games." -John Calipari
Poor Baron. That's going to linger.
Stout Out!
by tdstout on Jan 5, 2012 9:35 AM EST reply actions 1 recs
Two weiner jokes and a link to a third. What's going on with you, Rutherford?
by James Sutherland on Jan 5, 2012 9:36 AM EST reply actions
Samardo not boxing out or giving great effort on the glass? Nooooooooooooo?!

Fool's names are like their faces, often seen in public places.
Follow @ChickStratino
by Chick-Stratino'sUrDaddy on Jan 5, 2012 9:54 AM EST reply actions
This is quick and dirty
but that’s how Kerry Rhodes gets down.
by sarasota-card on Jan 5, 2012 9:55 AM EST reply actions 3 recs
Peyton on the list
Perhaps he is suffering from Brandon Knight Disease.
I don't get this?
Fool's names are like their faces, often seen in public places.
Follow @ChickStratino
by Chick-Stratino'sUrDaddy on Jan 5, 2012 10:50 AM EST up reply actions
IDK
There is some damn funny shit on that list, but this is the first one that made me actually LOL:
#38. DO SOMETHING, GARY BETTMAN
Okay, okay, first of all. From last year’s animated GIF list:

And now, in 2011:

by sarasota-card on Jan 5, 2012 10:13 AM EST up reply actions
I must have stared at that last one for 5 minutes peeing myself.
The face he makes afterward is the best part.
by Justin Gingey Smith on Jan 5, 2012 12:31 PM EST up reply actions
That's a lot of pee.
…but yes, his reaction is hilarious. Also, after ten minutes of staring at it, you’ll notice the guy on the left sees this happen, blinks and looks away. He almost looks disgusted by his teammate’s goofball antics. It’s perfect.
by sarasota-card on Jan 5, 2012 3:30 PM EST up reply actions
mouth agape?
saw it. love it. laughed and peed 5 more minutes.
by Justin Gingey Smith on Jan 5, 2012 4:28 PM EST up reply actions
“I should be #*&$ing captain, not this asshole.”
by Justin Gingey Smith on Jan 5, 2012 4:29 PM EST up reply actions
Just made it to number #17 on the 50 best sports gifs of 2011
(I’m still at my holiday productivity level) Anyway, it’s a Belk Bowl gif. Enjoy:

Best part
Is how he’s 5 seconds offsides, Andrew Johnson points it out, but then AJ still has the instinct to cover him.
by Mike Rutherford on Jan 5, 2012 11:21 AM EST up reply actions
Thank goodness for Strong recuits
Kragthorpe’s might have let him run it in for a TD… and the Big East refs wouldn’t have reviewed it.
by guyngreen on Jan 5, 2012 11:49 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
#1 is amazing.
“Invisble sack” (below) should have been #2, but he pegged the right one for #1. And the caption. Oh. Em. Gee. Too freakin’ funny. I think I woke up my whole family laughing.
Runner-up for best caption comes from #18. The best explanation I’ve ever seen of exactly what constitutes a balk in baseball.
"I am willing to donate to the charity that is working on the prevention of whatever the hell Dick Vitale has." - noobmaster
You can sneak anything into a KRS these days...
We just gotta get couple of Reps to get it on the legislative record.
Thor
We know he can dribble and defend. If he can dunk, find him a place on the bench. (Anybody got the time to ‘shop’ Thor into the lineup?)
Mike Rutherford demands more Titanic?
James Cameron has heard your concern and seconds it… Listen to your friend Billy Zane, he’s a cool dude.
Titanic will be re-released on April 6th in all of it’s 3D glory!
http://www.firstshowing.net/2011/watch-james-camerons-titanic-in-3d-re-release-official-trailer/
all I see when I look at the trailer:
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
by Justin Gingey Smith on Jan 5, 2012 1:06 PM EST up reply actions
Did Titianic's release coincide with my first "And1" after a (movie) date?
Your GD right it did.
by UL is my hot hot sex on Jan 5, 2012 1:41 PM EST reply actions
hahah "And1"
stop it. that’s funny.
by Justin Gingey Smith on Jan 5, 2012 1:51 PM EST up reply actions
TWO THINGS
#1.) Does Thor own a blue race car bed- if so this needs to be changed to RED ASAP!
#2.) Does anyone else think that Thor kinda looks like a lighter version of Gorg??? We need him as the back up center! Sorry Rakeem….
by kyle.will.u.marry.me on Jan 5, 2012 3:00 PM EST reply actions
Why was this NOT on the list???!!!
I demand a recount

I am done with my graceless heart
So tonight I'm gonna cut it out and then restart
by rockchickpeg on Jan 5, 2012 8:56 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
The compiler of that list lives in The City That Does Not Exist.
Perchance a kitty cat fan?
"I am willing to donate to the charity that is working on the prevention of whatever the hell Dick Vitale has." - noobmaster
Not unless he was trolling on NYE:
by UL is my hot hot sex on Jan 5, 2012 10:46 PM EST up reply actions
Maybe trying not to look like a homer then? Hard to believe he didn’t see it if he’s a UofL fan with Internet access.
"I am willing to donate to the charity that is working on the prevention of whatever the hell Dick Vitale has." - noobmaster
doesn't list any college teams that he follows.
GO! CARDS!
BEAT!
PURDUE!
by 4ul4life on Jan 6, 2012 3:22 AM EST via mobile up reply actions

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