Chane Behanan: Beacon Of Health In A Crippled World
by Mike Rutherford on Jan 18, 2012 3:08 PM EST
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PrintAs reports of an injury to Kevin Ware (U of L says minor knee bruise) continue to circulate, I think it's time we look to the one key player who's been able to avoid the injury bug at U of L in an effort to see what his secret is.
Giant chocolate cake...of course. I feel so silly now.
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sorry but...
Pitino doesn’t wear plaid.
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by tnatburks on Jan 18, 2012 11:20 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions
we Italians...
Don’t wear plaid. It’s a fact.
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by tnatburks on Jan 19, 2012 8:42 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions
How quickly you all forget
the “Plaid Rick” presser from last season.
by Mike Rutherford on Jan 20, 2012 2:14 AM EST up reply actions
How quickly you forget
there is not “we” when it comes to Rick. He stands alone on his own level of greatness and wonder.
Never do that again.
by GOCARDSATTITUDE on Jan 20, 2012 10:59 AM EST up reply actions
That is why he is holding a bowl under his chin.
He can chew but must spit it out.
by muss02 on Jan 18, 2012 3:18 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
dad is great!
gave us some chocolate cake!
pitino: WHERE’D YOU GET THE CHOCOLATE CAKE FROM?!
by DanOH66 on Jan 18, 2012 4:03 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
LOL
Chane: I’ve heard about people having a conniption, but I’d never seen one (you don’t wanna see’em!).
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rec'd for the Cosby reference
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It's got all(?) the food groups...
GO! CARDS!
BEAT!
PURDUE!
by 4ul4life on Jan 18, 2012 11:58 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Formal investigate into the players diets
Was the rest of the team eating pie? Did Kevin Ware switch to pie? I think the overall message is Cake>Pie
Where does cheesecake fall into this equation...
Its called cake but it looks like pie.
Cheescake?
Why are bringing up Steve Lavin’s wife today?
by Unseld2Beard on Jan 18, 2012 4:20 PM EST up reply actions
conformist
GO! CARDS!
BEAT!
PURDUE!
by 4ul4life on Jan 18, 2012 11:59 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
oh nooooo
I honestly think you just cursed him by making this post. This was very stupid.
by 502cardsfan on Jan 18, 2012 3:24 PM EST via mobile reply actions
Right
Because not mentioning the good health of all the other players has worked out so well.
by Mike Rutherford on Jan 18, 2012 3:27 PM EST up reply actions
We are so cursed at this point
I don’t see anything creating more damage than what’s already been done.
Post gnomes all over the place. Shit don’t matta no mo!
Everyday I'm Russelin'
How about a gnome..................on crutches? It's perfect.
Rutherford, make it happen.
by Carolina Cardinal on Jan 18, 2012 7:05 PM EST up reply actions
Look what Depaul day did to our WL record.
We need more of this.
Chane will never, ever, ever get hurt. Ever.
by johnnyjoejohnson on Jan 18, 2012 4:04 PM EST up reply actions
Agreed
How about a Pittsburgh Day. No chance we lose to those bums.
by REALISTICCARDSFAN on Jan 18, 2012 4:56 PM EST up reply actions
Pitino is smiling because he can't see the ice cream in the bowl. Seriously. Look closer.
by James Sutherland on Jan 18, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions
Chane - I'm not falling for that, what did you put in this cake?
Pitino – oh nothing big fella. I just want to show my appreciation for your hard work
Chane – haha nice try man, but not doing it. Not with the way kids are dropping like flies
Pitino – come on man, you think I would try and pull something after all these injuries. You’ve been my steel. Just want to say thank you
Chane – you swear ?
Pitino – I swear
Chane – alright coach P. I believe you. It does look tasty. Triple layer chocolate is my go to. I cant resist (Chane takes a bite)
Pitino – hahahahahah hahaha I got you..haha you have a low anke sprain now! BOOM! I got u good! haha
Chane – Man! FUCK! I hate you coach P.
Pitino – still chuckling..I can’t believe you actually took a bite.
by tnowka on Jan 18, 2012 3:40 PM EST reply actions 4 recs
There's soap in there.
Pitino – "Ohohooho shit, I got you good you fucker!’
by James Sutherland on Jan 18, 2012 3:48 PM EST up reply actions
See that look on Rick's face? He's thinking...
“Oh man,… I’m gonna run your fat ass soooooooo much tomorrow in practice”
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by Chick-Stratino'sUrDaddy on Jan 18, 2012 3:44 PM EST reply actions
How has Chane avoided injury?
Because he has frickin’ tree trunks for legs. That’s how.
by KyleKuricManCrush on Jan 18, 2012 3:53 PM EST reply actions
My mental picture of Louisville practices these days is essentially the D-Day scene from Saving Private Ryan.
Like one of these days, a player’s arm will fall off and they’ll just pick it up and go give it to Fred Hina.
Really though, this is just so depressing, and you’ve got to feel bad for the players.
by CardinalFanaticus on Jan 18, 2012 4:00 PM EST reply actions
Serious Question
Regardless of whether its a short term or season ending injury, with buckles and ware likely out against Pitt, im sure we will get a healthy dose of Price and Nunez (and unfortunately Swopshire) but do you think theres a chance we could see Blackshear? I realize its a full 4 days earlier than his expected return and probably has about 10 more pounds to shed by next wednesday… but I wonder
by LouisvilleSklardinalFAN02 on Jan 18, 2012 4:04 PM EST reply actions
you don't have to put (Hoosiers) like that
Anyone who does not know that reference… Well, it’s their problem
by I WantReeceBack! on Jan 18, 2012 4:40 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions
I would love to see Fat Wayne this saturday night. it needs to happen
by LouisvilleSklardinalFAN02 on Jan 18, 2012 4:13 PM EST reply actions
You know this can't happen
as CRP probably has Blackshear running 10 miles on the treadmill everyday so that his 10.8% body fat dips below 10%. We all know that 18 year old kids at 10.8% body fat will fatigue quickly while playing a 2-3 zone.
by Patticardfan on Jan 18, 2012 4:23 PM EST up reply actions
How does one get on a dinner party guest list with chane and crp?
by ChipsNSosa on Jan 18, 2012 4:31 PM EST via mobile reply actions
Have less than 10% body fat.
It’s the answer to everything. The economy, world peace, that one question on the pop quiz that you just can’t figure out, you name it.
by twistedenglish77 on Jan 18, 2012 4:38 PM EST up reply actions
Chane only had a bite
The rest of it was for Blackshear, I mean he is a fatass per CRP.
by Cardemy on Jan 18, 2012 4:48 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
top 10 best pics ever
mainly because Ricky P
by GOCARDSATTITUDE on Jan 18, 2012 5:02 PM EST reply actions
So,... only a bone bruise eh?
I fully expect him to walk out of the YUM! practice center,… trip on a coke Pepsi can,…. fall to the ground only to find his shin bone sticking out of the skin (sans Blood Sport).
The blood will then attract the only Grizzly Bear in the entire state of Kentucky to Floyd street who will then start attacking poor Kevin…
Then Gorgui rush to his rescue armed only with a spear, a swiss army knife, and two rubber bands……..
Miraculously, Gorgui will be able to kill the bear and save Kevin,…. but not before the bear manages to chew both of his legs off.
No really,… none of this would shock me if it happened. Because this is our luck right now
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by Chick-Stratino'sUrDaddy on Jan 18, 2012 5:04 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
blackshear probably reads all this and thinks we seriously thinks he's got a problem.
by Justin Gingey Smith on Jan 18, 2012 5:08 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
I dont care if he gets down to 5% body fat, he will always be fat wayne. Say it out loud, go ahead. Isn't it fun?
by LouisvilleSklardinalFAN02 on Jan 18, 2012 5:11 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
DON'T. JINX. CHANE.
"I am willing to donate to the charity that is working on the prevention of whatever the hell Dick Vitale has." - noobmaster
that's not what I heard...
Word is that Chane ate his weight in Godfather’s pizza but WILL play Sat. This all from a reliable source who works in the SAC & sold Chane the pizza through a 3rd party (Herman Cain). The exchange went down in the tunnel that connects the science bldg w/ the Speed School & was witnessed by a blind girl who took an Acting 101 class w/ that hot girl who used to bang E5 back in the day.
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by tnatburks on Jan 18, 2012 11:39 PM EST via iPhone app reply actions
Nice
I’ll take it
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by tnatburks on Jan 19, 2012 8:51 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions
Herman Cain huh?
Maybe Chane’s stats this weekend (points/rebounds/assists) will be 9-9-9.
by Carolina Cardinal on Jan 19, 2012 12:27 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
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