Lennon "Junior" Apple is smiling because she knows it's psychologically impossible for her to have any coherent memories from the past three weeks once she grows up. She's also proud of her shirt. I enjoy it as well.
I'd like to begin this by thanking everyone who contributed to this thread and restored my unwavering faith in DePaul Day.
At some point between last night and this morning, I lost sight of what's important. I lost sight of everything that truly matters, of everything that makes up the person I am and the person I enjoy being.
Truth is, I hardly recognize myself anymore. I look at my...my red hands and my mean face, and I wonder 'bout that man that's gone so wrong.
But that's going to change. I'm going to change. This is the last of that sort of thing. Now I'm cleaning up, moving on, going straight and choosing life. I'm looking forward to it already. I'm going to be just like you. The job, the family, the big f---ing television. The washing machine, the compact disk player and electrical can opener, good health, low cholesterol, dental insurance, mortgage, starter home, leisure wear, luggage, three-piece suite, DIY, game shows, children, walks in the park, nine to five, good at golf, washing the car, choice of sweaters, family Christmas, indexed pension, tax exemption, clearing gutters, getting by, looking ahead, the day you die.
That's two movie quotes in one. There may have even been a third one in there somewhere at the beginning, I don't know.
DePaul Day is on.
The Louisville football roster has been updated.
Of special note is the fact that Jamon Brown has made the move from offensive line back to defensive tackle. Also, Ryan Hubbell, Gerald Christian, Robert Clark, James Burgess, and Keith Brown are all listed and enrolled in school.
The real notable exception, I suppose, is Gerod Holliman. Holliman himself has stated on Facebook that he still plans to be here before the end of the month, but I'd say this is at least a tad troubling as far as the likelihood of him suiting up for U of L in 2012 (or beyond) is concerned.
The way too early 2012 college football rankings have been released at a fast and furious (too fast? too furious?) pace since the end of the BCS national title game, and Louisville has seen its name listed almost surprisingly frequently.
25. Louisville Cardinals: Coach Charlie Strong has done a nice job of rebuilding the Cardinals, guiding them to back-to-back bowl games and a share of a Big East title in 2011. Louisville finished 7-6 this past season despite having one of the youngest teams in the country. The Cardinals started 12 freshmen or sophomores, and 11 true freshmen started at least one game in 2011. Quarterback Teddy Bridgewater, tailback Dominique Brown and receiver DeVante Parker give the Cards a nice foundation on offense, and their defense should get better as a young secondary matures. Louisville's Big East schedule hasn't yet been released, but it will play nonconference games against Kentucky (home), FCS foe Missouri State (home), North Carolina (home) and Florida International (road) in 2012.
23. Louisville – The Cardinals came up just short of winning the outright Big East title this season. However, the future looks very bright. Louisville had a plethora of young players see time this season, including true freshman quarterback Teddy Bridgewater. The offensive line struggled this year, but should be better in 2012 with a full season from center Mario Benavides. With West Virginia off to the Big 12, the Cardinals should be the favorite to win the Big East.
Bradenton Herald (BRADENTON F'ING HERALD):
Starters projected to return: 16
Buzz: The Cardinals have a shot to finish between 20th and 25th if QB Teddy Bridgewater makes the improvement expected of a sophomore. Bridgewater did a nice job as a true freshman, guiding the Cardinals to a portion of the Big East title. Coach Charlie Strong is a former defensive coordinator, and his defense should be the best in the Big East next season; nine starters should return on that side of the ball.
Additionally, AP voter John Wilner has the Cards 13th in his ridiculously early rankings.
13. Louisville: My sleeper pick, based on the number of returning starters in a weak league that’s there for the taking.
1. This team cannot shoot the three-pointers - Most expected a drop in three-point shooting production with the graduation of Preston Knowles. Few expected the drop to be this dramatic. How bad is it? By any metric, this is the worst three-point shooting team Rick Pitino has had at Louisville. The team ranks 258th in three-point shooting percentage at 31.4%. Since 2003 (as far back as I can look at the team statistics on KenPom.com), Louisville has not had a team that got less than 30% of its points from three-point shots. This year's team gets just 24.9% of its points from three (good for 231st in the country). By comparison, last year, Louisville got 35.3% of its points from three-point shots. KenPom's "effective field goal percentage" statistic is also unkind to the Cardinals. In effective field goal percentage, Louisville ranks 210th at 47.8%. This is also the lowest percentage Louisville has shot since at least 2003.
2. Inability to shoot the three is slowing down the rest of the offense - The inability to shoot the three hampers the rest of the Louisville offense. Pitino's Louisvilles teams have always used the three-point shot to make space underneath and to keep teams from collapsing on guards trying to get to the basket (like last year with Preston Knowles so often keeping teams honest and letting Peyton Siva get to the rim). Having at least one marginally good three-point shooter also helped role players like Kyle Kuric and Mike Marra make space for themselves as teams overreacted to other players' movements. With no one to fear outside, Louisville has virtually nothing to work with in a half-court set. As was the case with Notre Dame, defenses simply pack the lane to stop driving guards Siva and Russ Smith. On the perimeter, no fear of the three has kept a typically reliable shooter like Kyle Kuric from being left alone like he often was in 2010-2011. It's no surprise that Kuric's effective field goal percentage has dropped from 65.2 to 59% and his turnover rate has increased from 11.2 to 15.7.
The Cardinals ended the season ranked in the top 30 in eight different categories, including finishing tops in the country in punt return yardage defense. The team gave up a total of seven yards on 13 returns, which averaged just 0.54 yards per return.
Most of the other statistical accomplishments were on the defensive side of the football under defensive coordinator Vance Bedford. Louisville finished 10th in the country in rushing defense, allowing 100.54 yards per game. The Cardinals held eight opponents under 100 yards rushing and held four teams to less than 70 yards on the ground.
Louisville ended the year ranked 17th in scoring defense, limiting the opposition to 20.08 points per game. The Cardinals allowed the opposition fewer than 20 points six times. The Cardinals ranked No. 21 in sacks with 2.54 per game and 22nd in tackles for loss with 7.08 per contest.
In kickoff returns, the team ranked 27th, with an average of 23.59 yards a return, including a 100-yard return for a touchdown by Adrian Bushell versus Connecticut.
TONY KORNHEISER: Rick Pitino was, in my mind, a heroic figure when he went to Kentucky, given all the sanctions against Kentucky and all of that, and he won so quickly, and as concieted as he is and was — I always really liked him, he’s a Long Island boy and I was used to all that stuff — I don’t think he’s anywhere near that now. It almost looks like this second act at Louisville, it’s almost, not sad, beause he wins a lot, but he doesn’t win championships, there’s something deflating about it, and now almost deflating about him. He’s already announced, and God knows why, that he’s going to retire in four or five years. What do you make of, I would guess that you like Pitino, what do you make of him now?
GENE WOJCIECHOWSKI: Well …
KORNHEISER: That was long-winded, wasn’t it Gene?
WOJCIECHOWSKI: No, no, it wasn’t long-winded at all and it’s a valid point because, simply because Louisville isn’t Kentucky. No place is Kentucky. And so anything that Rick Pitino chose after Kentucky, at least in the context of the college landscape, was never going to equal what the Big Blue Nation is. I mean, people used to drive by his house in the cul de sac outside Lexington just to look at his house. I mean, they didn’t do that when he was coach of the Knicks. I don’t think they do that when he’s the coach of Louisville
Teddy Bridgewater, quarterback, Louisville
Louisville has a very agile quarterback in Teddy Bridgewater. Scout.com's Mike Hughes said this about Bridgewater in December: "Bridgewater isn’t the future of Louisville football. He is Louisville football after completing, perhaps, the best freshmen season in program history."
Starting as a true freshman in 2011, Bridgewater completed 64.5 percent of his passes and threw for 2,129 yards. He's got some work to do on minimizing mistakes (14 touchdowns, 12 interceptions) but for all intents and purposes, Bridgewater could be the biggest sleeper of the year in the Heisman race.
10. Louisville CardinalsWay Too Early Ranking: 25Home games: 6Road games: 6Nonconference opponents: Kentucky, Missouri St., UNC, FIUBiggest test: vs. Cincinnati, TBD
Because of coach Charlie Strong, people want to like Louisville, they really do. The Cardinals finished 2011 winning four of their final five regular-season games and clinched a share of the Big East title. Their first three games are at home, two of which come against BCS teams Kentucky and North Carolina. Granted, those aren't great BCS teams, but they will count for something. And if Cincinnati loses early (which they could against Virginia Tech) and West Virginia bolts for the Big 12 (and the Mountaineers think they will), the Cardinals will be the team receiving the annual "we need to move a Big East representative up in the rankings" boost.
Just realized how long this is. I'm not even going to have time for my non-sequitur Cardinal head, and that's my favorite one. Actually, I guess this is it...and great, it's total shit.
And finally, DePaul sucks.