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Message for Charlie Strong

Given the situation that has arisen regarding the apparent demise of the Big East conference at the hands of Pitt and Syracuse, I have a simple request. Since both of these schools will be coming to Louisville to play our Cardinals, would you please instruct your players to kick the ever-loving shit out of both of these low life, conniving, and deceitful institutions. Given our inspired play against Kentucky, our depth at quarterback, superb receivers, rock solid defense, powerful running backs, and invigorated offensive line, there is no doubt that this request is not only possible, but quite reasonable.

And since both Pitt and Syracuse are headed to the ACC, there is no doubt that ex Tarheel Athletic Director and now Commissioner of the ACC, John Swofford was undoubtedly deeply involved. So please add the Tarheels to the list of those to have their asses kicked by the Cards.

Yours truly,