Brandon Bender notified by NCAA of investigation
Brandon Bender, the man dubbed as the "Least Cool Person" in the world earlier this summer, told Anthony Wireman of AllKyHoops.com last night that he has been notified by the NCAA of an ongoing investigation. He later added that he will meet with members of the NCAA later this month.
Wireman hasn't posted his story about Bender yet, but here are some of the relevant quotes he tweeted last night:
The tournament's over, Brandon. You won. You can stop now.
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Oh yeah, I also "heard" that Bender blows goats
by Chick-Stratino'sUrDaddy on Aug 1, 2011 11:21 AM EDT reply actions
If Bender was an ice cream flavor
He’d be pralines and dick
by Peter McSheisty on Aug 1, 2011 6:16 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Why stop acting like he's in high school...
when those are the best years he’s ever had he’ll ever have?
Some people don't know how to take a day off.
Bender just doesn’t know how to NOT be uncool.
by Remote Cardinal on Aug 1, 2011 11:39 AM EDT up reply actions
i had several comments to make, so i created a summary

by Leigh on Aug 1, 2011 11:42 AM EDT reply actions 11 recs
I'm starting to think the "Least Cool 2011" title is not enough
I think he should have a foam statue with bird shit all over it.
#BringChickenToTheBucket
The (n)th Annual Brandon Bender Least Cool Person of the Year Tournament
think we found someone to name the award after…
by CardChakra on Aug 1, 2011 12:10 PM EDT reply actions 9 recs
"Stop trying to make 'Fetch' happen, it's not going to happen"
You have tried once to blow the whistle and get the NCAA to look at UofL violations with your BS radio show Bender, we have not committed any violations!
Will this man EVER learn?
by I WantReeceBack! on Aug 1, 2011 12:29 PM EDT reply actions
I find this inspirational, actually
he’s the reigning LCP but hes telling everyone else: “Come take it from me because I’m not giving you the next one”
It’s like the golfer who just won the Masters but gets up at 5:00 am the following Monday and hits 1,200 balls because he wants to win the next one even worse. DO WORK, BB!
by uoflcard on Aug 1, 2011 2:38 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
It's always hard to repeat
Championships are won in the offseason, but with BB, there is no offseason. Doucheyness (applying for this to be added to Webster’s) never rests.
by THE_REAL_SNOWMAN on Aug 1, 2011 3:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Douchevity?
Douchedom?
Douchehood?
"...and the present, for us, is something that we really look forward to."
- Rick Pitino
These tweets should all have a #YouMadBro? hashtag
Yes, that is Spike Lee.
by TheRealSlimShady on Aug 1, 2011 5:02 PM EDT reply actions

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