Since I stumbled upon this ground-breaking, day-filling, work-escaping blogsite, my quality of life has improved three-fold (as well as my use of hyphens). But something has been eating away at me. Slowly but surely, eating away at my very core.
Every day I hop on google with my saved keyword searches such as "university of louisville recruit" and "louisville cardinal basketball". Occasionally I stumble over the UK sites as well to update my arsenal and ensure that I have plenty of arrows in my quiver to put more holes in an already bizarre theory that UK basketball is a god-given gift and that we are all witnesses to Calipaime's greatness. And trust me, there is no shortage of arrows. The crap posted on those sites daily is enough that I get a gag reflex just when entering their sites. No worries, at this point I've adapted and now sit on a trash bag any time I get curious about what's new in the big blue nation.
Now here's my problem. Through all of these blog sites, one man manages to get a rise out of me nearly every single post. I'm talking, of course, about none other than Matt Jones of KSR. HOW THE HELL did this man manage to sneak out of the LCP Tournament of 2000-ever? Is it really necessary for us to be PC with this douche bag? Is there some unspoken agreement I don't know about in which the two blog sites must maintain a mutual journalistic respect for one another? Cause he kind of makes my blood boil. And it's not like Mike didn't tell KSR to eat shit a couple posts ago when the Belle of Louisville won the
fixed entirely legitimate annual Derby steamboat race.
When he does lift his lips off of the left nut of Coach Cal, he is either putting down Peyton Siva, proclaiming Cal's innocence and explaining how the media has it out for him, or even piggybacking off of other UK bloggers:
KySportsRadio Matt Jones
@MackSmacks dude don't be a prick. You didn't invent the wheel. I gave credit to the tv reporter who broke the story and then asked Calipari
Thanks in advance for your input. I feel ashamed that I didn't throw out his name when nominations were being made, I don't know if somebody else did or not; I take full responsibility. I guess I just have a bone to pick with myself, because I really do believe this uncool person could have given Brandon Bender a run for his money.