For the 35 smart asses already sexually aroused by the opportunity to point it out in the comments, I'm aware that the percentages don't add up to 100. For whatever reason, that's just how the polls work here.
Here are your (surprising, at least to me) first round results:
PAT DRISCOLL defeats DEMONTE HARPER (64-35%)
CENTRAL FLORIDA defeats ASHTON GIBBS (81-18%)
JOHN CALIPARI defeats DIGGER PHELPS (67-32%)
BRANDON BENDER defeats MARQUIS TEAGUE (70-29%)
JEFF GOODMAN defeats THE GNOME (71-28%)
TIM FULLER defeats JORTS (59-40%)
J-BONE defeats FOX SPORTS NORTHWEST (59-40%)
DAVID BAKER defeats HIGGINS/BURR (62-37%)
Thanks to all you tiny gifts from Heaven who voted. Quarterfinals will commence shortly.