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Your least cool person of 2010-2011...

Thanks to a 12-month douchiness Bender, Brandon is your least cool person of 2010-2011 (Nantz).

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The final count was 665 (61%) to 408 (38%), but I would like to take a moment and praise now two-time runner-up John Calipari, who actually gained ground fairly steadily after falling behind by a large margin early on. That kind of perseverance is only going to help him in the year ahead.

Thanks to all those who participated, and congratulations once again to Brandon Bender: your least cool person of 2010-2011.

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Can we start Brandon Bender Facts?

Similar to Chuck Norris facts? For example…Bender doesn’t have to have a fulltime job because he made smart investments with his pro salaries while playing overseas. Those salaries includes 11 games total in Haiti, Qatar, and Chile

by Cambroni Cardinals on Jun 30, 2011 4:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Most people don’t know, but beneath Bender’s sunglasses there are no eyes. Just more douche.

by Justin Gingey Smith on Jun 30, 2011 4:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

FACT

In one of his only games as a Card, he committed 3 moving screen violations in less than a minute

by Ellis from Compton on Jun 30, 2011 4:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fact

That black T he is wearing is the same one he wears four times a week. Its his go to fit and can be purchased at a “douche bag’s warehouse” or a “big and douche” store.

by tnowka on Jun 30, 2011 5:28 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Brandon Bender's style is so tight

He can pull accessories out of his nose. Hence the booger providing a dash of flair.

by DirtyBirds04 on Jun 30, 2011 6:37 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Fact

Brandon Bender once made an explicit sex tape with Pamela Anderson but destroyed the evidence due to the fact that he’d be seen with such a bottom feeder.

by bjack357 on Jun 30, 2011 9:44 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

#benderfacts

Brandon Bender drinks Smirnoff Ice…with a chaser

by Cambroni Cardinals on Jun 30, 2011 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Brandon Bender averaged

more points per game at Louisville than he scored on his IQ test. #benderfacts

by Cardsfan86 on Jul 1, 2011 8:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

Brandon Bender once sold a cow for a bag of magical douche. His mother was not happy.

by Justin Gingey Smith on Jul 1, 2011 9:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

Brandon Bender’s mother once gave birth to Brandon Bender. His mother was not happy.

ALL HAIL

by Cardinal_Pride on Jul 3, 2011 1:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

congrats douchebag

Perhaps a round of overhyped shitty radio interviews is in order. Oh wait….

by JBKY on Jun 30, 2011 4:12 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Pointless Bender story

At the 2001 Ballard commencement address, during the part where everyone throws their caps, I threw mine at Bender and hit him square in the back of the head. I have never been prouder of that act until today.

by Ellis from Compton on Jun 30, 2011 4:49 PM EDT reply actions  

amateur vs pro

This proves the “any given Sunday” scenario in which a top ranked amateur can whip a true professional.

by cbcard on Jun 30, 2011 4:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Calipari

Can’t win championships on the court or on Card Chronicle

by Cards & Tops 4 Life on Jun 30, 2011 5:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Brandon is soo excited

Right now he’s out getting this award framed so he can hang it from his rear-view mirror.

by bhall03 on Jun 30, 2011 7:27 PM EDT reply actions  

When a junior in high school...

Brandon announced he was foregoing his senior year to go pro… as it turns out this is the most exciting victory he has ever had. True story.

by Ryan Dugan on Jun 30, 2011 10:30 PM EDT reply actions  

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