2010-2011 CC Least Cool Person Tournament: Jeff Goodman vs. The Gnome
JEFF GOODMAN
Rap Sheet:
--Passed the one year mark on failing to deliver on the "prize" I rightfully earned in a Twitter contest in November of 2009.
--Claimed his plan along was, and still is, to "deliver the prize in person."
--Cemented his place in the tournament for a second straight year by making fun of Louisville fans for being excited about the eligibility of Gorgui Dieng.
--Managed to draw the ever rare cyber-ire of Rick Pitino.
--Followed crazygameofpoker just to gain a prize born of spite.
VS.
THE GNOME

Rap Sheet:
--Appeared out-of-nowhere to serve as the talisman for the home football game against South Florida and promptly delivered an overtime loss.
--Was banished to oblivion forever.
--Reappeared on DePaul Day 2011 and was the subject of a litany of Chronicloid hate as Louisville struggled to a narrow home victory.
--Was again retired, for his own safety.
I think we all know where my vote is going. Cast yours below.
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I don't see how anyone could vote for the gnome
We won Depaul day with the Gnome
Goodman is more uncool, and should win
But something made me vote for the gnome. It is like it is trying to make Goodman lose. Being banashed twice may have destroyed some of it’s power.
All I'm saying is
If they were both standing next to a cliff, I’d push both of them off…
by itsALLintheCARDS on Jun 3, 2011 10:44 AM EDT reply actions
Hard to be mad at the Gnome
It’s Mike’s fault that we gnomely lost on DePaul day.
by Chris Redman is my hero on Jun 3, 2011 10:53 AM EDT reply actions
Goodman
Hands down. No contest.
Can’t vote…damn iPhone
by twistedwedge on Jun 3, 2011 11:01 AM EDT via mobile reply actions
The gnome without question.
Jeff Goodman may suck but he has never been the singular cause of us losing a football game.
"We are on a collision course with the national championship; the only variable is time"
Who the Hell is Jeff Goodman
I read the rap sheet, understand we do not like the man, growing increasingly upset that his name resembles John Goodman – who does not roll on Shabbos!
But what does he do? why do we know him?
by I WantReeceBack! on Jun 3, 2011 11:59 AM EDT reply actions
The gnome is gnot a person...
maybe a bad gnoman, but it’s no Jeff Gnoodman. We could have left it retired but NOOOOOOO, Mike had to bring it back up to the forefront and almost ruin our Depaul Day! Anyone voting for the gnome is voting for Rutherford because Rutherford is the PERSON responsible.
by 4ul4life on Jun 3, 2011 12:06 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Yes, but the point is, the gnome had gno control over its use as game talisman
The responsibility is clearly Rutherford’s.
"...and the present, for us, is something that we really look forward to."
- Rick Pitino
Considering Mike originally threatened to ban anyone who mentioned the "G" word...
I think I’ve pressed my luck enough. So, no sir.
Why he himself brought back TOWASNBNFTPF to almost ruin our Depaul Day is beyond me.
OK, I give
What’s TOWASNBNFTPF?
"...and the present, for us, is something that we really look forward to."
- Rick Pitino
Goodman
Also told LSL in an interview that he did not make it to the new KFC Yum! Center this past season because Louisville was not good enough to watch.
by REALISTICCARDSFAN on Jun 3, 2011 1:17 PM EDT reply actions
The gnome’s presence in this poll will cause his own self-destruction. He will lose. I still voted for him though.
Yes, that is Kyle Kuric
by TheRealSlimShady on Jun 3, 2011 3:17 PM EDT reply actions
1-5 for me
I had Harper, UCF, Digger, Teague, and the gnome.
"We are on a collision course with the national championship; the only variable is time"
I'm batting 1.000 so far
but Jorts may beat me.
"...and the present, for us, is something that we really look forward to."
- Rick Pitino
I thought this would be
the closest matchup.
Jeff Goodman is trying to put his foot in his mouth, but Gorgui keeps blocking it.
Goodman
isn’t even cool enough to deserve a ‘win’ in this contest.
by 97E3LPL on Jun 3, 2011 7:10 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
This pisses me off.
Everyone giving in to the power of the gnome.
by GOCARDSATTITUDE on Jun 3, 2011 10:06 PM EDT reply actions

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