LCPT Final Four: Pat Driscoll vs. Brandon Bender
PAT DRISCOLL

How He Got Here:
Defeated DeMonte Harper (64-35%)
Defeated Central Florida (54-45%)
Rap Sheet:
--Whistled Kyle Kuric for a seemingly inexplicable technical foul in a game Louisville eventually lost in overtime at Notre Dame.
--Originally said the technical was because Kuric said something, but later changed his story and said it was because of a post-dunk staredown.
VS.
BRANDON BENDER

How He Got Here:
Defeated Marquis Teague (70-29%)
Defeated J-Bone (87-12%)
Rap Sheet:
--Former standout at Ballard High School who once boasted about going to the NBA Draft after his junior year of high school.
--Was suspended twice at Louisville and left the program not even halfway through his freshman season.
--No one's actually sure what he does now, no one really thinks he's that important, but everyone knows he isn't cool.
--Has reportedly been telling recruits to steer clear of Louisville and hear to Central Florida. Also ripped Cardinal fans and the program in a recent interview.
--Has tried to align himself with DePaul and Kentucky, neither of which seem particularly interested in his "services."
Voting closes Friday at noon.
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Can we call the tournament?
I think we all know what’s about to happen here. But hey, Cal has a lot to be proud of. Runner-up ain’t bad.
by Justin Gingey Smith on Jun 22, 2011 12:05 PM EDT reply actions
what does Brandon Bender Do all Day?
by Cambroni Cardinals on Jun 22, 2011 12:29 PM EDT reply actions
Just googled it
He’s in the D-League.
You know, in Japan a round of golf cost $12,000. You play from rooftop to rooftop and the balls are made of rice somehow. then when you're done you've gotta go home and sleep in a tube.
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by were gonna need a bigger boat on Jun 23, 2011 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Voted for Bender....... but still high.
by cardinalkohls on Jun 22, 2011 1:18 PM EDT reply actions 3 recs
Speaking of getting high, and answering the question above about what Bender does all day...
Drugs would have to be involved. No other way to explain the plethora of delusional thoughts.
by Jurich 4 President on Jun 22, 2011 1:32 PM EDT up reply actions
in order to alter your conciousness
you need to have some semblance of one to begin with
by Ellis from Compton on Jun 22, 2011 3:30 PM EDT up reply actions
The 37 people who voted for Driscoll need to explain themselves
"We are on a collision course with the national championship; the only variable is time"
by RedRage11 on Jun 22, 2011 1:24 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
although Driscoll did cost us a huge game. bender's just been a big douche.
I could kind of see it.
by Justin Gingey Smith on Jun 22, 2011 1:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Bender is a troll. He just wants to get us angry. The more we talk about him, the more he gets accomplishes his goal.
Driscoll is a douche.
Yes, that is Kyle Kuric
by TheRealSlimShady on Jun 22, 2011 5:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Bender
As much I openly hate the refs for all their shady, biased dealings and frequently wish terrorism and death upon them, an idiot like Bender clearly takes it in this case.
Driscoll ignorantly blew a call, then didn’t have the balls to own up to it and admit he was wrong. But, since then, I haven’t heard of him saying one derogatory thing about Louisville or our fans.
Bender, however, holds an open grudge against this city, our athletic programs, coaches, fans, etc. He is on a personal mission to destroy everything UofL-related (how’s that working, btw? See “Ware commits to Louisville.”) Stupid douche. Find something constructive do to with your time. Set a goal for yourself that is actually achievable. Or, continue to be a giant nut-fiddler. Either way, we’ll give you the attention you crave I suppose. Assbag.
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The funny thingis that these have been posted in this exact same order twice.
"Marquis Teague sucks!"
-Bryce Cotten
I know.
I posted Michelle the last time too. Ha ha. I can’t get over how perfect it is.
ALL HAIL
by Cardinal_Pride on Jun 24, 2011 1:51 AM EDT up reply actions
Slaughter rule
Let’s move on to the finals.
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