Monday morning Cardinal news and notes

I'm not entirely sure where this depiction of our incoming freshmen class came from, but I'm oddly obsessed with it. The fellas look like they're going to have to hit the weights a little bit though. Even you, Chane.
Days until Louisville football: 72.
If we don't offer Chicken Knowles a scholarship this week, I'm going to kill myself. You really want that on your conscience, Rick? Let's go ahead and save a life and fulfill a city's wish at the same time. Be a hero.
The fact that CK3 (nickname 1 of 9,000) had 87 twitter followers two days ago and has 139 at the moment I'm typing this (including several familiar faces) is something I couldn't love any more. This is a movement. Still, I don't want any fowl play. No poultry excuses will be accepted. We need to be crisp here, maybe even extra crisp. Don't be afraid to throw some special blends of spices out there if the situation calls for it...The young man's name is Chicken.
#BringChickenToTheBucket
In all seriousness, Knowles is widely being regarded as one of the NBA Top 100 Camp's "breakout stars," and finished the weekend as the camp's 9th leading scorer.
When he commits to Missouri I will cry real tears. And drink real beers. And throw real pink razr cell phones.
Here's the list of the Top 100 camp's leading scorers, which features U of L recruits T.J. Warren, Mitch McGary, Gary Harris, and Danuel House.
| Player | Avg. |
| 1. Amile Jefferson | 21.3 |
| 2. Jordan Price | 17.5 |
| 3. Nate Britt | 16.8 |
| 4. Rodney Purvis | 16.5 |
| 5. T.J. Warren | 14.5 |
| 6. Codi Miller-McIntyre | 13.3 |
| 7. Rasheed Sulaimon | 13.0 |
| 8. Brandon Ashley | 12.3 |
| 9. Ron Patterson | 11.0 |
| 9. Katin Reinhardt | 11.0 |
| 9. Chicken Knowles | 11.0 |
| 9. Mitch McGary | 11.0 |
| 13. Danuel House | 10.5 |
| 13. Gary Harris | 10.5 |
| 15. Jordan Burgess | 10.3 |
Andre Drummond, the player most consider the best in the class of 2012, listed six schools as potential suitors on Sunday, a list which included Louisville. The other five names were Connecticut (the current favorite...by a fairly wide margin), North Carolina, Duke, Pitt, and Georgetown. While Calhoun and company certainly seem to be the team to beat here, it never hurts to have the No. 1 recruit in the nation saying he's still considering your school.
Another player who listed U of L on Sunday was Indiana star Gary Harris, who hit the game-winner in the camp's championship game. Harris' current top five is reportedly Louisville, Indiana, Purdue, Michigan State, and Notre Dame.
Class of 2012 point guard J-Mychal Reese is also very high on Louisville, thanks in part to his relationship with Wyking Jones.
In first grade there was another Michael in my class whose last name just so happened to also start with the letter R. The teacher's solution to this quandary was to refer to me (I'm a John Michael) as "J. Michael." I fucking hated it. There was also an incident during a talent show where I was dressed up as a puffin and my fake nose fell off. I began drinking scotch soon after and can still trace every problem I've ever had back to 1992.
Suffice it to say I have reservations about this kid.
Rakeem Buckles said over the weekend that his recovery from surgery to repair a torn right anterior cruciate ligament is going well and he hopes to practice by October. He told The C-J that he can put all of his weight on his knee and doesn't feel much pain.
Buckles says the earliest he could be ready to practice at full speed would be October, which means he might not be ready by the start of the season. Pitino has said previously that Buckles (and/or Jared Swopshire) may sit out the season as a redshirt. Still, I think it's highly unlikely, at least in Rak's case.
Have to love this pair of tweets from the Chi-Daddy this morning at 5:37 and 5:40 a.m., respectively.
Feeling good feeling great how are you?All love to #teamGRIND no love for #teamSTILLSLEEP

"How many games did we lose last season? Six? There you go. There's not one (thing motivating us). There's six."
QUARTERBACK: 7th (West Virginia)
RUNNING BACK: 3rd (Cincinnati).
WIDE RECEIVER: 8th (Rutgers)
OFFENSIVE LINE: 7th (UConn).
DEFENSIVE LINE: 8th (West Virginia)
LINEBACKER: 7th (South Florida)
DEFENSIVE BACK: 7th (West Virginia)

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Can we stop w/
all the Tom FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYY?!
THAT is all.
by 4ul4life on Jun 20, 2011 8:21 AM EDT via mobile reply actions
tom foolery... but spelled fuller
for some reason it was truncated and you cannot see the RRRRs and YYYYs
NWC may end up regretting his decommitment.
I was never very impressed, but my opinion doesn’t matter. Other schools may end unimpressed, too.
Oh, and I wonder if Mike was ever called “Lumpy”. Younger readers may need to Google that.
Stout Out!
The Freshmen
Their jerseys look a little tight.
by Leeroy Jenkins on Jun 20, 2011 8:32 AM EDT via mobile reply actions
Preston! thinks they look extra stupid.
Stout Out!
by tdstout on Jun 20, 2011 8:34 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
But he's gonna have to say "no comment"
twitter.com/jasonpsmith
by quiet cardinal on Jun 20, 2011 12:42 PM EDT up reply actions
It's a tunic
"...and the present, for us, is something that we really look forward to."
- Rick Pitino
That illustration is for a Scooby-Doo episode
“The Creepy Case of the Disappearing Recruits”
Spoiler Alert: Tim Fuller is the ghost in the locker room.
by Squidbones on Jun 20, 2011 9:46 AM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
If we have the eighth best WR group...
Then the Big East has the best receivers in the country. I’m not saying we do, just that there’s no way in hell we have the worst receivers in this conference. Someone needs to post that on the weight room wall
by uoflcard on Jun 20, 2011 8:38 AM EDT via mobile reply actions 2 recs
Its football
So they are not going to give us much in the way of credit for our froshman and redshirt froshman WRs who are unproven players, even though we fully expect to get a lot of production out of those guys.
Now if our young WRs were at Alabama…
+1 on posting the entire list on the weight room wall.
Athlon
Those guys do a decent mediocre job of evaluating teams. They do hundreds of teams and rely on what is considered to be “conventional wisdom” about players.
They obvioulsy do not have the goods on our D Line.
But position chages are particuarly something they would not pick up on, and U of L has a couple of key ones there.
Marcus Smith will be a monster.
Just thought I’d put that out there.
"Marquis Teague sucks!"
-Bryce Cotten
Every tweet I make will have #BringChickenToTheBucket at the end
For example:
“I’m going to the bathroom. I hope I survive! #BringChickenToTheBucket”
I also think fellow twits should target trending topics and find a way to include it. Like KFC chicken on steroids, this needs to get huge.
I demand recognition for J-Mychal Reese.
See my comment in this thread: http://www.cardchronicle.com/2011/5/27/2192699/juwan-staten-will-visit-louisville#68255198
ALL HAIL
by Cardinal_Pride on Jun 20, 2011 9:51 AM EDT via mobile reply actions
If Chicken Knowles doesn't come to Louisville
I will throw my purple razr cell phone.
by CardChick on Jun 20, 2011 10:03 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Mike's cell phone broke last fall and he had to use his sister's old pink razr phone until he could replace his
"We are on a collision course with the national championship; the only variable is time"
"had to use his sister's old pink razy"...
Or still is? I believe it’s the latter.
I also weigh 5,000 pounds
Oh wait, that’s not me, that’s this other guy I know. Heard he’s a lawyer.
by Mike Rutherford on Jun 20, 2011 1:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Here’s the list of the Top 100 camp’s leading scorers, which features U of L recruits T.J. Warren, Mitch McGary, Gary Harris, Danuel House.
and Chicken Knowles
Fixed
by Chris Redman is my hero on Jun 20, 2011 10:55 AM EDT reply actions
Regarding the J. Michael thing ...
Why didn’t they just call you Mike or Mikey and him Michael? Why did you have to be J. Michael and he was Michael R.?
Don't get me started.
Where’s that scotch?
by Mike Rutherford on Jun 20, 2011 10:57 AM EDT up reply actions
If it makes you feel any better
I had to be an opera singing cow (no joke) in a grade school Christmas pageant, and my ears fell off during my aria. Maybe I should have started drinking scotch?
Oh yeah, I know I would totally be swayed if people started putting my head on other people's bodies
or creeped out
RIC!!
… c’mon, I know you’ve missed it ….
by Leeroy Jenkins on Jun 20, 2011 1:24 PM EDT up reply actions
I guess it's probably too much to ask to get Petino to recruit 11guys names Herb and 2 guys named Spice
so the Chicken can bond with 11 herbs and spices
by Carolina Cardinal on Jun 20, 2011 1:01 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
"Buckminster to the hoop....throws it down"
A new nickname for Rakeem Buckles is born.
by Peter McSheisty on Jun 20, 2011 9:57 PM EDT via mobile reply actions

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