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Chicken Knowles for the Soul, Chicken Knowles for Louisville

Jody Demling has a great rundown of all the action from the second day of the NBA Top 100 Camp up on his blog right now. In it he mentions that T.J. Warren is among the camp's leading scorers, Gary Harris had a rough day, and Mitch McGary is impressing everyone. More important than any of that, however, is this little tidbit: there is a player at the camp whose name is Chicken Knowles.

This Saturday morning, June 18th, I, Mike Rutherford, wish to make the following known to all: If Louisville is only taking one player from the class of 2012, that player must be Chicken Knowles. And if Louisville is only taking two players from the class of 2012, those two players must be Chicken Knowles and whoever else Chicken Knowles wants to come with him.

My reasoning is two-fold. First, I think it's safe to say that the last Knowles to play here worked out pretty well for everyone involved. Is anyone going to disagree with that? No? Let's move on then. Second, his first name is Chicken. The mere thought of Rick Pitino/my dad screaming "CHICKEN!" in pure, unadulterated anger is reason alone to give the young man eight scholarships. Also, if you don't love chicken, then you need to get out of my face right now. I can count the number of days in the past year where I haven't had at least one meal that included chicken on Luke Skywalker's right nub.

And it's not like the kid can't play. Chicken (his God-given name is Danrad) is a versatile 6-10 power forward who has scholarship offers from Missouri, Baylor, and Arkansas, to name a few.

Check him out:


I've already found him on Twitter (@ChickenKnowles3), and he's pretty much Dickens compared to what I've seen from some of the nation's other top recruits. Basically, there's nothing not to love here.

Little Rick: Bring me Chicken Knowles.

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Dammnit - semi-beat me to it

I was gonna ask if us sending him a bucket of KFC a week would be any form of recruiting violation. ‘Cause if not, I’ll chip in on that.

by Leeroy Jenkins on Jun 18, 2011 9:17 AM EDT reply actions  

somebody with mad photoshop skillz fix this please. At a minimum, change Eat to Play. And put the Cardinal Bird in there.

by Leeroy Jenkins on Jun 18, 2011 9:19 AM EDT reply actions  

@chickenknowles3?

Does that really mean that two other people already had the Twitter name Chickenknowles?

by Cardinals Cardinals UofL Cardinals! on Jun 18, 2011 9:34 AM EDT reply actions  

Or he wears number 3.

Judging by the video, that’s probably it.

by CARD_G6 on Jun 18, 2011 9:48 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

I would keep my screen name...

But chickenville has a nice ring to it

by prestonville on Jun 18, 2011 10:04 AM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Chicken and Goodluck!

"...and the present, for us, is something that we really look forward to."
- Rick Pitino

by rickmbari on Jun 18, 2011 10:32 AM EDT reply actions  

I see Missouri

is listed in his five schools. Damn you Fuller!

by Matlockandkey on Jun 18, 2011 11:09 AM EDT reply actions  

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