CC Least Cool Person Tournament: Brandon Bender vs. J-Bone

Your final quarter...final...tilt.

BRANDON BENDER

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How He Got Here:

Defeated Marquis Teague (70-29%)

Rap Sheet:

--Former standout at Ballard High School who once boasted about going to the NBA Draft after his junior year of high school.

--Was suspended twice at Louisville and left the program not even halfway through his freshman season. 

--No one's actually sure what he does now, no one really thinks he's that important, but everyone knows he isn't cool.

--Has reportedly been telling recruits to steer clear of Louisville and hear to Central Florida. Also ripped Cardinal fans and the program in a recent interview

--Has tried to align himself with DePaul and Kentucky, neither of which seem particularly interested in his "services."

VS.

J-BONE

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How He Got Here:

Defeated Fox Sports Northwest (59-40%)

Rap Sheet:

--Served as the emcee at timeouts during home football and basketball games.

--His performance did not receive rave reviews.

--Is also an equipment manager for the women's basketball team.

--I honestly get more "saw J-Bone" or "check out this pic of J-Bone" emails and tweets than I do any current or former football or basketball player.

 

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